Maggot Punks The Amphetamine of the Masses

December 17, 2004 - Rex - The small but vocal community of progressive pro women's rights activists says goodbye to one of its most beloved champions.

November 22, 2004 - Major Press Release Issued - Guess what? We caught the Christians committing crimes! What a surprise!

October 27, 2004 - Can Anti-Abortion Organizations Be Trusted With Your Money? - Would you really trust them to handle anything?

October 20, 2004 - More reasons to vote against Tiahrt - As If...

October 13, 2004 - Reasons to Vote Against Tiahrt - Poisoning your water, shipping your jobs overseas, systematically dismantling rights for everyone except White men. Why would you vote for him?

October 06, 2004 - Debunking AFA - Getting HIV/AIDS from touching a porn tape case? Getting pregnant by touching another woman's genitals? You've got to be kidding!

September 29, 2004 - The Month of September - All fun stuff from the month of September!

September 01, 2004 - Beethoven's Bowel Movement - When Frankendork, Dickie and the rest of the Catholic gang start singing, it sounds a bit like Beethoven's Bowel Movement.

August 31, 2004 - Rebuttal to Lefler's Biased Article - When Dion Lefler, of the Wichita Eagle, decides to apply his brand of partisan journalism to the Maggot Punks, Dig Doug Deeper sets the record straight.

August 11, 2004 - Another Meyer Family - Well this is the Meyer family. One of the losers in the hick hats challenged D-Cubed to "dare" to show up to the clinic. Oooooh, what was this daring challenge? Was the D-cubed going to meet his intellectual challenge? Doubtful. Curious D-cubed went to meet with he who calls himself William (Bob) Meyer.

July 28, 2004 - Following the Chicken Trail - The sound of that voice is a better laxative than any morning coffee could provide, hearing her could make a 20 year old want to put on Depends for safety reasons.

July 14 , 2004 - Boycott Starbucks - Yes, boycott Starbucks because they are evil? Because Dr. Tiller drank coffee there on occasion like millions of other people do every day.

July 04 , 2004 - Taking on Tiahrt - The Kansas Nazi, Todd Tiahrt misuses a Southern Baptist church.

June 23, 2004 - When the Lawmakers Break the Laws - Steven Brunk of the Kansas State House of Representatives decides that rules don't apply to him.

June 9, 2004 - Inside the Anti Clinic - The newest Maggot Punk walks into "A Better Choice" and records all of the lies they like to tell. They are not actually a medical clinic, so it's not like they have any written creed to follow except for the bible which encourages lying, stealing and killing.

May 28, 2004 - How Many Jackasses Do You See? - Flip Benham pulls up in his camper during his walk across America, unloads his jackasses (Rusty Thomas and Judgment) and then unloads his shit on the steps of city hall.

May 12, 2004 - Daniel Raymond Ware, R.I.H. - It is with reserved glee that the Maggot Punks report the death of Daniel Raymond Ware, dead at 50. Aphrodite called the Maggot Punks with the news that the Wichita Eagle ran a small, insignificant obituary for a small (albeit with a bloated gut), insignificant piece of human waste. Now don't give us this crap about respecting the dead because Ware had no respect for life.

April 28, 2004 - Absence Makes the Lies Truer - Today the FFF's bravely stay home and try to pray their lies true!

April 14, 2004 - A Special Message from Father Joseph Provalone - In the interest of providing opinions from both sides of the abortion issue we have invited, actually he pretty much invited himself, self-proclaimed Father Joe Provalone of Mouthpieces to the Untruths. For those not familiar with Joe he calls himself a priest but directs no church and is not a member of the priesthood.

April 7, 2004 - Shameless Appeals - It is time again to begin the Maggot Punks grassroots movement to remove fascist, right-wing, pro-theocratic candidates from office. Our primary target is Representative Todd Tiahrt, but we'd be equally as happy to see State Senator 'don't talk about sex in Kansas' Susan Wagle, Senator Sam 'the media is run by godless Jews' Brownback, and Board of Education chair Chip 'schooldays should begin with prayers to my god' Gramke. Everyone of these candidates hate freedom of speech, hate freedom of religion, and hate freedom of choice. It is our hope that if we target one candidate we can get voters to think that anyone similar to Tiahrt in ideology is just as bad.

March 31, 2004 - Jerkin' it for Jesus - When the Maggot Punks find Sweaty Bob playing pocket pool, they encourage the parants present to remove their children, to no avail. Jeff Herzog shows up and plays it tough! Troy Newman doesn't show up at all.

March 17, 2004 - Home School Field Trips - Who can be more stupid? Daniel Thompson or Troy Neman? Maybe its Jenny who takes her young daughter out of school, brings her to an abortion clinc and lets a pedophile lear at her all day!

March 03, 2004 - Return of the Dirty Sanchez - Troy Newman, in an effort to look more like Mr Zero brings back his Dirty Sanchez. Troy can't decide if he illegally raised $250,000 or not and freely admits to committing crimes. Kevin Stanfield shows up, reads minds and predicts the future. Cheryl Sullenger thinks she is some sort of detective.

February 28, 2004 - Newly Discovered Video - Mr Zero finally figures out how to run his video camera and publishes some cool video from 2002.

February 23, 2004 - $1000 to Suck up to Dick - The Big Dick Cheney descends on Wichita. The Maggot Punks join in a peaceful protest against the money grubbing, lying, murdering, election rigging criminal that we laughingly call a vice president.

February 18, 2004 - Mind Readers and Invisible Men - Donna Lipholdt takes over for Troy and his mindless followers for a day. In true FFF fashion, she tells everyone what they are thinking and feeling. Despite all of this shit, she is unable to explain why she takes financial donations from convicted terrorists. Warning: graphic photo's that may make you hurl!

February 12, 2004 - How to Prove Military Service - Its a sad day when a Maggot Punk must demonstrate how to prove fulfillment of military obligation to the president of the United States.

February 5, 2004 - Abortion Debate: Wahto v. Lippoldt - Inelegance vs ego. When a local radio station has Donna Lippholdt and Diane Wahto on for a debate, only one side comes out seeming inelegant.

January 22, 2004 - Roe vs. Wade - 31 Years and Still Going Strong - Troy stages a 20 person rally outside the federal courthouse in Wichita. Troy, Karen and other terrorists stand up to preach their message of fear, hate and separation The Maggot Punks are there and steal the show!

January 21, 2004 - Troy Newman's Every Move Dictated By The Maggot Punks! - We make fun of Troy's goatee, he shaves it off. We make fun of him for parking 100 yards from the clinic, he parks closer. We make fun of him for not doing anything, he gets out of the car and shouts lies. Manipulating this loser is so much fun!

January 15, 2004 - Maggot Punks Score a Legal Victory - A few lies for Jesus get an ugly mark on DDD's record. So he goes to court, the plaintiff doesn't show up but Karen Myers attempts to purger herself in court.

January 7, 2004 - Too Cold to Save Babies - If abortion were really a murder, wouldn't those who claim to fight for the rights of the innocent child brave a little Kansas cold weather to save them? Not Troy Newman. He sends 3 women to do the job he gets paid to do.

January 3, 2004 - Welcome to the New Year - A look back over 2003 and 2002 and a look ahead

December 3, 2003 - Little Dicks Poke at the Maggot Punks - Short man syndrome takes center stage as Dickie tries to be a little hero. When he finds he is outmatched, he takes out his beads and rattles them.

November 05, 2003 - 'A Better Choice' Supports Terrorists - It claims to be a medical clinic without a doctor on staff or even one on call, it refuses to give birth control or even information about it and now "A Better Choice" allows known and convicted terrorists on its property.

October 29, 2003 - Troy Newman Importing Friends - Troy Newman moved to Wichita to be in a more conservative atmosphere and now finds himself just another angry preacher boy competing for the financial support of the rabid minority Christian's who advocate violence against anyone who doesn't agree with them

October 26, 2003 - Jesus Wears Pantyhose - The Maggot Punks are off to the Messiah Baptist church for its annual "Judgment House." We saw an hour long presentation about hate, fear and separation Only nice White Christians went to heaven. When we got to heaven we were shocked to find that Jesus, clad in a white rode, was wearing pantyhose underneath his robe.

October 15, 2003 - Catholic School Field Trips Blow Goats - Part of the curriculum at religious schools is terrorist training. The faculty force all of their students to come and protest and abortion clinic.

October 01, 2003 - Troy Newman on the Verge of a Psychotic Break - Troy has become so bitter about his complete failure as a preacher, his utter incompetence as the leader of Operation Rescue West and his absolute inability to impress Flip Benham or other terrorists for Christ that he is on the verge of a complete nervous breakdown.

September 17, 2003 - You Can't Lose a Battle If You Don't Fight - Under pressure from Flip Benham and all of his benefactors combined with constant ridicule from the Maggot Punks, Troy Newman actually stayed at the clinic for more than 10 minutes today. In fact he was there for about 2 hours. He spent most of that time on his cell phone trying to convince people to give him money. Troy won't tell anyone to come out to the clinic because then he would be exposed for the lazy fraud that he is and would have to get a real job.

September 13, 2003 - Thanks for the Invite Dumbass - Mark Holick, a preacher who has had is ordination revoked by his order, lead 7 people on a 'foaming at the mouth' protest against X-citement Video, a local adult entertainment venue. Mark invoked his right, as a christian, to know and dictate what everyone does with their sex organs. He also invoked his divine right to accost and invade the privacy of patrons of a perfectly legal business. Not only that, he invited us to come and join him

September 11, 2003 - Spunky's Day at the Fair - Spunky had a couple days off from work so she spent those days volunteering at the Pro-Choice booth at the Kansas State Fair. Sure sitting around for 12 hours might seem boring but the life of a Maggot Punk is seldom boring. With her for most of the day was D-cubed and Movie Dude. For those who know Movie Dude is the guy that does the PBS movie nights and throws a kick ass Halloween party every year. For those who don't know, well too bad.

September 3, 2003 - Sheep Without Shephards Can Flock Off - Some loser was supposed to be executed in Florida today. He was a member of Operation Rescue who killed some people because God told him too. Apparently the antis find him some sort of hero because he was pro-life (yes, in fundy world you can be pro-life and a cold blooded killer as long as you murder for Jesus). We thought there might be some sort of turn-out by the antis to show they can be Christian terrorists too. Alas the turnout was no more than three people (Dixie, Randy and ol' Bob who never has anything better to do).

August 20, 2003 - Noises That Will Never Be Dubbed By P-diddy - Tim McKinney's expert regional coordinating skills for abortion protests is on par with Spirit One's Martin Whitehurst's regional coordinating of pornography protests. Today Tim managed to drag up, well himself. We could count Sweaty Bob but we've all come to the conclusion Sweaty Bob really isn't worth it. We got one pic of Tim which caused him to leave in a huff. Not to despair. Last clinic day Mr. Zero caused Tim plenty of frustration. Let's relive those memories.

August 16, 2003 - Porn Protestors Stay Home and Masturbate - First we went to a porn shop on 21st Street, nobody was there. Then we went to a porn shop on Harry, nobody was there. Eventually, going down Oliver Street we found what we were looking for, the mass protests organized by the powerful tax cheat church known as Spirit One Christian Center. Yes, the anti-porn militia brigade was out in full force.

August 09, 2003 - Guilty As Sin - Let's take a trip back in time. Let's go waaaaaaaay back to September 14, 2002. It was back then self-proclaimed reverend Daniel Thompson was arrested for impeding traffic as they went into a women's health clinic. Although the crime was a mere misdemeanor Thompson believed he was exempt from the law because he was a "true Christian" ordained by God to break laws for Jesus. So we need to jump 11 months from them to now, when the case was finally decided.

August 06, 2003 - Total Punk Out - Women's reproductive rights are alive and well in Wichita Kansas and that is a fact that is not going to change anytime soon.

July 30, 2003 - Poorly Timed Money Shots - Somebody streamed through the parking lot screaming at Mr. Zero, �You are Genghis Khan!� At least that�s what we thought they said before they peeled out in their mini-van. The day was bound to be eventful.

July 17, 2003 - Operation Rescue Out in Force - Troy Newman came to Wichita to reorganize the anti-abortion movement and shut down the abortion clinics. After spending hundreds of dollars on full page color ads in the fundy rag The Wichita Chronicle Troy has had amazing success. The results of his great leadership was a virtual army of anti-abortion protestors. Okay, so only three people showed up but if you play a marathon game of Duck, Duck, Goose while high on acid and drunk on absinthe you might actually see nearly a dozen people.

July 13, 2003 - Bigot v. Bigot this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! - Take a bunch of gay obsessed fundamentalist Christian bigots and put them with a bunch of gay obsessed fundamentalist Christian bigots with fruity colored signs and you have a new sitcom on Fox. Like a sitcom on Fox it wasn't funny and after five minutes you'd prefer a case of diarrhea on an outhouse toilet seat in Northern Alberta.

June 18, 2003 - It's Not Too Late To Masturbate - For any scientists out there we need your help. We, at the Maggot Punks, wonder if there is a causation between being a reich-wing raving religious nut, high temperatures and the loss of IQ. There must be otherwise is there an explanation on why the fanatical fundy freaks seem to be getting dumb and dumber?

June 11, 2003 - Test Your Maggot Punk Knowledge - The Maggot Punk website has been up for about a year now and we've reported on quite a few issues over the year. The purpose of this quiz is to test your MPIQ. Okay, it really isn't, we just didn't have a story for this week.

June 04, 2003 - Beware of the Yellow People - We had the camera ready. We were going to try interviewing Timmy again. Alas, he saw Spunky and her camera and he fled. That left us being entertained with the Vulture lady, Dixie. The camera kept her from screaming at the clinic but not the patients. Most of the pictures of her were of her magazine as she hid from the camera which caught every obscenity.

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