Pardon the long absence. Due to a slight schedule change at the clinic and a holiday break there haven't been as many updates as there should have been. However the never restless Maggot Punks have been digging up the dirt on the self-righteous, hypocritical fundies for your Fair and Balanced enjoyment. Of course we'll spill it all before you, but first, today's clinic report.

Today looked to be a boring day. Only Sweaty Bob and Dixie were present, then later three members of the Bead Brigade inluding Cowardly Little Dicky. Mr. Zero procured a digital camcorder so that we may include video sometime in the future. Tim McKinney wasn't present as he traveled to Arizona for the holidays to visit the family, including his divorced wife and five children he abandoned. Nothing happened for at least an hour and we were getting ready to depart

when Dixie managed to find a truck that had wandered into the wrong parking lot. Unwilling to talk to Dixie the truck left with Dixie in pursuit. The truck parked in a different lot, the location of the old Walgreens store. Dixie clucked as fast as should could and the occupants did their best to get away from the stalking chickenlady. Dixie just never gets the clue that nobody wants to talk to that whiny chickenhead.

Disappointed by the failure to convert them through the shrillness of her voice she continued to scream. D-cubed stood in front of her in the hopes to make a break in the sound but he's such a skinny bastard he wasn't terribly effective. Mr. Zero stood by recording. Then Cowardly Little Dicky thought he'd be tough and get in D-cubed's face. He made a half-ass attempt to head butt D-cubed, which was all caught on tape. Dicky accused D-cubed of attacking him. Somehow D-cubed pulled Dicky in front of him, past Dixie and over the chain fence and forced him to hit his head against Cubed's. Of course the entire thing was caught on tape. Click here to watch the video (Windows Media 5.8MB 2:16)

This wasn't the first time that Dicky used his Christian violence against D-cubed. Many months

ago at the other clinic Dicky ran across the street to get in front of D-cubed's chest (I could say face but Dicky is a rather short Dicky even when fully erect). If we listen to Dicky's story Cubed took a hold of Dicky's hands and pressed them against Cubed's chest which caused Cubed to fall backward. Some would call this a shove but Dicky is a lying fundy so in fundy world this is an example of the Courageous Champions of Choice attacking a religious zealot. This same lie was conducted by Keith Cramer and Jeff Herzog (click here to read the article) who were all somehow carried by a magical force from a long distance in front of an escort. Damn, I wish their religion would forbid bearing false witness. Hell, if the Catholics don't pay attention to the entire graven image thing why would they pay attention to a commandment that condemns lying. After this incident Dixie cornered another truck full of people who didn't want to talk to her. Despite their best attempts to ignore and avoid her

she persisted (she is a fundy afterall and trying to educate any fundy is a near impossible task). Mr. Zero told the occupants that no matter what they do she'll never shut up. Sweaty Bob (is that loser still alive?) grumbled something about, "You're interrupting their conversation! It's none of your business!" Since when was having some chickenhead shouting at somebody through a rolled up truck window considered a conversation? Oh yes, in fundy world it is.

Dicky demanded that we call the police so he could lie to them yet again. It wasn't necessary since the court system only prosecutes pro-choicers and let's criminals like Dixie go or people like Dan off with small fines. However we caught it all on tape which will be kept as a record of anti violence, hypocrisy and lies.

Speaking of hypocrisy and lies one of Troy Newman's former co-workers got in touch with us. Troy used to work as an electronic technician on a flight simulator site in San Diego. Even before he became a professional beggar he used to preach to his co-workers about how they were going to hell because they weren't Troylike enough. Should that say Christlike? No, Troy knows who is god. Well one of Troy's co-workers said that Troy once got a girl pregnant and paid for her to get an abortion. Troy wasn't at the clinic today, where was Troy exactly?

Last issue we informed you that the anti-choice clinic "A Better Choice" supports terrorists. Well they not only support terrorists but they support women beaters. A Courageous Champion of Choice went to A Better Choice to see if they'd like information on shelters and assistance for abused and raped women. A Better Choice representative refused her offer. This information had nothing to do with abortion, with contraception but for referrals to shelters that would house beaten women and for counselors to help women with their situation. A Better Choice doesn't care about the woman but only for the fetus that they carry. Just one more piece of evidence that antis are not only anti-choice but anti-woman.

Get Your Official Maggot Punk Gear!

Love us or hate us, if you have to e-mail us click here.

© 2002 by the Maggot Punks. No portion of this website may be reproduced without express written permission. All rights reserved.