September 17, 2003 - You Can't Loose a Battle If You Don't Fight

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May it not suffice for me to say ... that of course like every other man of intelligence and education I do believe in organic evolution. It surprises me that at this late date such questions should be raised. --Thomas Woodrow Wilson

September 17, 2003
You Can't Lose a Battle If You Don't Fight

Tory was very upset because he was actually expected to work for his money today. He spent most of the day pouting and complaining.

Under pressure from Flip Benham and all of his benefactors combined with constant ridicule from the Maggot Punks, Troy Newman actually stayed at the clinic for more than 10 minutes today. In fact he was there for about 2 hours. He spent most of that time on his cell phone trying to convince people to give him money. Troy won't tell anyone to come out to the clinic because then he would be exposed for the lazy fraud that he is and would have to get a real job.

Randy Richardson showed up with his lawn chair and cell phone. He sat in the parking lot of A Better Choice and stared at the parking lot of Central Women's Services. He didn't yell at any patients or even hold up a sign. We asked him what he thought he was accomplishing by sitting on his butt. He told us that he was contributing the "effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man".

We then pointed out that he had been doing that for several years now and the clinics remain open. Therefore, 1 of the 3 criteria must not be being met. Not only are the criteria, effectual, fervent and righteous not being met by Randy, they are not being met by anyone who has ever prayed for the clinic to close. One question we do have for the Christian, if god hates abortion so much, why is it necessary to ask him to close down an abortion clinic?

Speaking of useless and pointless prayer, a catholic bead brigade showed up today led by Dicki. You may remember Dicki from an article last year. He assaultedD-Cubed and got himself in a little bit of trouble. He just paced up and down the alley and said his rosary. Then they left.

Troy and crew have themselves a new sign on a trailer. The sign rolls up and is stored at the bottom. It sets on Troy's lot right behind the clinic. The only problem is that they have yet to unroll it and display it. They probably just needed to spend all of the money that has been donated to them so they can say they are doing something.

Troy is demonstrating how rabbits chew their cud as described in Leviticus 11:6 and Deuteronomy 14:7

The new banner purchased by Troy Newman with some poor fool's money. It was not unrolled or displayed today, it just sat there. Great job Troy.

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