August 20, 2003 - Noises That Will Never Be Dubbed By P-diddy

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"They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." --Mark 16:18

Bosco says, "Normally I wouldn't advocate shopping at an armpit stain of a store like Wal-Mart but to all the FFF they are selling a nice selection of rodenticides at their 'everyday low prices thanks to using Chinese slave labor' so you can save yourself a lousy 15 cents thanks to some kid working 16 hour days in a sweatshop. Show me your faith by sucking on a can of Raid and maybe I won't have the urge to spit on your face next time you mention the word Jesus."

August 20, 2003
Noises That Will Never Be Dubbed By P-diddy

Tim McKinney's expert regional coordinating skills for abortion protests is on par with Spirit One's Martin Whitehurst's regional coordinating of pornography protests. Today Tim managed to drag up, well himself. We could count Sweaty Bob but we've all come to the conclusion Sweaty Bob really isn't worth it. We got one pic of Tim which caused him to leave in a huff. Not to despair. Last clinic day Mr. Zero caused Tim plenty of frustration. Let's relive those memories.

Tim breaks up with Mr. Zero?

We thought we might have to spend the rest of the day with silly old Sweaty Bob. Well Randy slinked in but nobody really cared, then something unusual happened. Just

Busnuss is trying to intimidate Annie but Annie notices something. Can you guess what it is?

for shits and giggles here's Mr. Zero asking Sweaty Bob some questions a couple weeks ago. The Zero Interview

The tape is rolling but there's no red light flashing, so nothing was recording. Annie pointed this fact out but Busnuss just didn't get it.

Okay, have you guys ever seen Jurassic Park. There's a part in there where a glass of water on the dashboard shakes and a thundering noise is heard in the background. Dinosaurs may be extinct but large land masses are still sloshing around. The tremors shaking your teacups is nothing more than Busnuss on the prowl.

Busnuss, as you may recall, received her name from a misspelled sign saying "Abortion is bad busnuss." Although some Courageous Champions of Choice tried to inform her of this she continued to parade the misspelled sign, probably because she thought dictionaries were a tool of the devil. This remedial English drop-out is the reason Hefty Cinch Sacks were invented, tying garbage bags was too difficult. People like Busnuss are the reason Comp USA can charge $30 to install RAM into your computer. Let's just say Busnuss is so stupid you can sell her an extended warrenty on Sears Craftsman Tools (just in case you are a stupid FFF reading this and didn't get that reference Sears Craftsman Tools have the best

warrenty in the world and when they mean lifetime warrenty they really mean lifetime warrenty. Therefore getting an extended warrenty on a lifetime guarantee is really, really stupid. Heck, you probably still don't get it.)

For some reason some moron (probably from Spirit One Christian Center) said that videotaping people is the best means of intimidation. Spirit One has special training classes which teach their cult recruits what to do at an abortion clinic. Sure they said bring a camcorder but they never got around to explaining that the camcorder actually had to be recording. They probably didn't get that far in the class since Busnuss ate all the doughnuts so they figured class was over. When Annie pointed out the fact Busnuss' camera wasn't recording she got the same response, "There's no light for the camcorder." Well idiot, there's a spot for the light right on the front of your camera, stupid. What did you think it was for, finding it in a dark room?"

A face only a mother could love. Is that her ass? Well slap me with a pickle, it's no wonder I didn't get the dry heaves looking at this picture.

For the love of all that is holy just shut up! Oh please shut up! It's just a picture but I can still hear that obnoxious squeaky fart of a signing voice in my head. When you get back to the retirement house you snuck out of be sure to put that tablecloth of a dress back on the table you stole it from.

Okay let's forget about Goodyear's lost blimp for a moment because Busnuss is a freakin' genius compared to what slimed into the parking. The walking, braindead corpse known as Frankendork (accompanied by the thing that gave birth to Frankendork) is so stupid that Sean Penn, Dustin Hoffman and Tom Hanks don't have enough combined acting ability to portray somebody this retarded.

Once again this product of a lost sperm left on a toilet seat in Denny's brought out all her stupid little dolls, or as she likes to call them, "The children who will talk to me rather than throw rocks at me for scaring the chickens." Okay, she didn't say that, I really don't give a moss covered pile of crap what she says because anything that slithers out of her mouth is going to be as vile as what's found in Dennis Rodham's used condoms.

Do you think I'm lying? Seriously, do you think anything useful, intelligent, awe-inspiring, or simply interesting can come from this spawn of a corndog? Scarlet met Frankendork for the first time today and couldn't believe our stories about how moronic this canker sore really is. Her doubts were removed, and some bladders spilled when these hags released Bush's missing WMD onto the Courageous Champions of Choice. Yes, these two actually tried singing. It wasn't even a real song they sang, just a couple lines over and over and over and over and over again because their little rabbit turd brains couldn't comprehend

the complicated lyrics found in a Backstreet Boys song. It was originally our intention to get Frankendork's voice on tape to expose you to her stupidity, we didn't think she'd sing, especially not a duet with the crowing yeast infection who related to her. Those with weak stomachs shouldn't listen to this. Frankendork "sings"

Book of the Day: Set Your Voice Free: How to Get the Singing or Speaking Voice You Want by Roger Love

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