For some reason there was a "huge" crowd of Christian terrorists today, perhaps the weather had cooled down enough for them to bother. Pig squealer Karen Meyer showed up looking as awful as always. Mr. Zero asked her to read Lev. 11:6 from the Bible. The passage mentions rabbits chewing their cud so Zero asked her if rabbits chew their cud. Sure enough Karen said that the Bible said it therefore it must be true. She furthered her argument by saying her cousin raised rabbits and she saw them eat. Therefore we must eradicate the satanic lie known as zoology which says rabbits are not ruminants and don’t chew their cud. Zoologists must all be part of God’s plan to send evil Atheists to hell. D-cubed asked her to read Psalms 137:9, but Karen was a bit reluctant and took liberties with what the Bible actually said finding it necessary to inject her own beliefs into God’s

word (fundies are allowed to erase and rewrite whatever they want in the Bible and expect everyone to believe it as God’s word). Psalms 137:9 says that throwing children against stones is a joyous act. The Bible says it therefore it must be true. After being thoroughly humiliated she didn’t want to talk to the educated Atheists who know her Bible better than she does.

Brenna came along. As you may or may not know Brenna is one of those fundies who erased “Thou shalt not steal” from the 10 Commandments. Brenna was observed, with two of her criminal cohorts, entering the Unitarian church and stealing their member’s list. A similar activity was done at a Lutheran church in town and people on that list received anonymous mailing depicting pictures of miscarriages and bloody fetuses. Mr. Zero approached her and out of sexual frustration, or the frustration of being Troy Newman’s partner in crime, she started lashing out at him but not in a pleasant S&M way. So D-cubed asked her if she has been to any good churches lately, her only response was, “I’ve been to a few.”

Troy Newman decided to finally show up after criticism from this website that all he does is put out ads begging for money and no longer bothering to show up at clinics. Of course Newman claims to not be aware of this website (he has been given the URL multiple times). It’s also probably no coincidence that he shaved off his “Dirty Sanchez” after having been the object of ridicule on this website. Troy’s big thing is having his camcorder out and videotaping people entering the clinic. All he does is keep the film next to his masturbation material shelf at home, but I guess he has something to show his donors to prove he actually shows up to clinic. Troy was asked about Brenna becoming a Unitarian, he feigned ignorance. D-cubed is looking for a new house and he asked Troy if he could rent his house at 2814 Shadybrook Lane. It was purchased for around $20,000 so rent can’t be that expensive He told D-cubed to fill out an application, but D-cubed didn’t want to live in such a slum anyway where half the houses are boarded up.

The highlight of the day was Fink and Fairy. Fink and Fairy are two inbred losers who showed up in their mom’s mini-van to prove to everyone how tough they are, inside their mini-van. This was apparently the young couple who claimed Zero was Genghis Khan. In an effort to spread the love of Jesus Christ they stuck out their middle fingers telling Zero to take a picture of them and to “put it on the front page” whatever that is supposed to mean. Zero and Cubed went up to them to strike up a meaningless, pointless conversation bound

to be devoid of any intellectual contribution from the peach fuzz growing holy rollers. Fairy, who looks like someone Dixie was just watching on Jerry Springer the other day, said, “Why’s y’alls killin’ babies?” Zero, who wasn’t surprised Fairy’s intellectual prowess met his expectations asked, “Are you guys Christians?” Zero tried using all monosyllable words for these poorly timed moneyshots but couldn’t think of a shorter way to say Christian. They responded in the affirmative. Fairy could only repeat one line over and over again, “Why’s y’alls killin’ babies?” “Why’s y’alls killin’ babies?” He did remark about how he’d never “Kills his babies.” I don’t think he grasped the concept of a uterus, perhaps he was thinking his underwear stain of a friend Fink would provide him with ample sperm. D-cubed asked Fairy a simple question in response to their persistent rudeness, “Why do you need to be such an asshole?” At that moment Fink, who decided to stop fondling himself shot up, “Did you call me an asshole?” Of course he was the target of an insult but Cubed felt it probably applied just as well. Not waiting for a response he said, “I’m going to beat your ass!” He gets out of the car. Now I gotta say D-cubed is one skinny motherf---er, but damn, if there is an argument for free school lunches Fink would be your posterboy. Fink makes D-cubed look fat. So I guess eating a lot of fried pork rings found under the stadium at an OU football game doesn’t just make you stupid, it makes you skinny as well. With an intense desire to turn

swords into plowshares (he’s probably figuring out how somebody can get killed with a plowshare) he gets behind his mom’s car but is unwilling to step onto clinic property to follow through on his threat. Let me get this straight, assault is fine, battery is fine, but somehow trespassing goes against his Christian morals. Apparently frustrated because he couldn’t touch a real man he stamps his feet while his face gets red. D-cubed goes back to the clinic and the police are called. Fink and Fairy promptly leave.

The police arrive a few minutes later. D-cubed files the assault charge providing the recording of the threat, Mr. Zero provides the pictures of the person getting out of his car. Spunkyflasher provides a detailed description as well as a license plate number. Troy Newman, who knew who these two people, told the police some story, probably a lie as usual. While the police were still there (the beat officer was inside looking at the pictures but another officer was still outside) Dixie and Karen started screaming at some patients. Spunky politely told them to stop yelling at the patients which caused a huge reaction with the officer. Apparently he had no problem with the Christian terrorists screaming at complete strangers but telling a Christian terrorist to stop screaming is a major offense. He chastised Spunky telling her that the police often get called out the clinic because of the escorts. Of course that is a lie, but some police don’t bother hiding their bias. Never has a Maggot Punk been put in handcuffs, never has a Maggot Punk attacked an anti-abortionist fanatic.

Only when a Christian terrorist attacks a Maggot Punk do they call the police on the MPs perhaps to claim that we hit their fists with our faces.

Fink returned back to the clinic later, perhaps with the intent to follow through on his threat. When Dixie warned him that the police had been called in response to his Christian love he quickly vacated the area. I expect that we’ll see more of him in the future.