June 3, 2003 - Test Your Maggot Punk Knowledge

Test Your Maggot Punk Knowledge

 

 

The Maggot Punk website has been up for about a year now and we've reported on quite a few issues over the year. The purpose of this quiz is to test your MPIQ. Okay, it really isn't, we just didn't have a story for this week.

 

What building did Brenna hit with the Trash Truck?

Tillie's Flowers.
Dr. Tiller's clinic.
Brenna's a woman, she isn't allowed to drive.

Brad Bennett most closely resembles ___?

Fabio.
A big fat stinky ape with fleas.
E.T..

Which anti divorced his wife of 22 years, abandoned his five children and got arrested at a Cher concert?

Brad Bennett.
Tim McKinney.
Troy Newman.

Freddy Phelps Jr. called Annie Sprinkles a what?

Filthy Dyke.
Stupid Nazi.
Commie Nazi.

Which one of these antis have never used violence at the clinics?

Jeff Herzog
Dickie
Brenna Sullenger
Cliff

Which one of these is not true about Richard Jacobson?

He lied about his residence to purposely run against an unchallenged Democrat in District 92.
He renounced his U.S. Citizenship and filed the papers ending his citizenship.
He plays the trumpet for the Wichita Symphony of the Arts.
He had a restraining order to stay 1000 feet away from any abortion clinic in Wichita.
 


$cientology recruiters at Wichita State University claimed to own what?

Oxford University.
Jesus Christ's sandals.
A religious philosophy that isn't interested in your money but is truly interested in helping you.

Where were D-cubed and Mr. Zero when some Jesus Freak asked us "Is anal copulation your god?"

Women's Health Care Services.
The grand opening of Wichita's first Starbucks.
In Washington D.C..
What did Troy Newman try to buy from Spunky Flasher?

Her canoe which she is selling for $300.
A speculum.
Ten minutes in a seedy hotel room.
What is the best part of the Who Owns A Woman Documentary?

Numerous shots of Spunky Flasher.
Self-proclaimed reverend Daniel Thompson getting arrest.
The moron anti ranting about some conspiracy connection witchcraft and abortion.
I dunno, I haven't seen it.

How'd you do?

0-2 - Jeez, did you surf onto this page by accident looking for porn?

3-4 - You would have scored higher but that last Budweiser killed a necessary brain cell.

5-6 - Hey, a monkey at a keyboard can produce results.

7-8 - At least you are smarter than the average fanatical fundy freak

9-10- Internet stalker! Internet stalker! I've contacted John Ashcroft and he put you on the FBI's most wanted list. Don't rummage through any dumpsters or we'll catch you.

 

Where to find the answers:

1) The Eeleturat Terorist Yousin 10% offa Bran

2) Brad Bennett

3) Tractor Pull My Finger

4) Fred Phelps Jr. Pays Us A Visit

5) Drunk Moron Rampage; The Cowardly Dicki and the "Brilliant" Timmy; Keith

6) Richard Jacobson

7) An Afternoon with the $cientologists

8) The Gospel According to Mr. Zero

9) The Speculum Incident

10) Who Ownes A Woman?