"Secular schools can never be tolerated because such schools have no religious instruction, and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith . . . we need believing people."
[Adolf Hitler, April 26, 1933, from a speech made during negotiations leading to the Nazi-Vatican Concordant of 1933]

Oops, we left up the picture of George Bush. Close enough.

We had the camera ready. We were going to try interviewing Timmy again. Alas, he saw Spunky and her camera and he fled. That left us being entertained with the Vulture lady, Dixie. The camera kept her from screaming at the clinic but not the patients. Most of the pictures of her were of her magazine as she hid from the camera which caught every obscenity.

The police drove to the clinic to check up on it. In response to their failure to respond to a clinic blockade they agreed to check up on the clinic unannounced. When the police arrived the antis swarmed the vehicle voicing their protest of our filming. One of the antis said she was being harassed by "the yellow people." No, it wasn't some vulgar reference to the Chinese but to the color of our escort vests. We were very glad the police arrived because patients were allowed to enter the clinic unmolested.

The first shift of loonies left and the second shift loonies arrived. Never did I think I'd meet an anti dumber than Timmy or Freddy Phelps Jr. but I think we may have a winner. A "woman" with a stupid sign taped to her chest and a grin that makes paleontologists question their theories on Neanderthals arrived and started pouring crap on the ground. The woman must be suffering from some inherited afflicition because her mother, dressed like a watermelon proved to be equally, if not more idiotic.

But, you say, just because she has a stupid sign taped to her chest because she was too cheap to afford sandwich boards

doesn't mean she's stupid. True, but it's a good indication that she graduated from Moron U. Not a coincidence the mascot of MU is a cow. MU, moo, get it? Okay, it was a bad joke.

Speaking of bad jokes was the mother's carrying around a plastic baby claiming it to be one of her own. Watermelon lady claimed to be a registered nurse and said all the patients leave with their hair falling out because the staff gives them Rh-83. Yes, there is no such drug so I called her a liar. She claimed she isn't a liar because she has 20 children. The Pope doesn't have any children, guess we can't believe anything he says. She then tried to correct herself after Randy informed this RN that she probably meant Ru-486. Too bad Ru-486 isn't used at this clinic which provides surgical abortion and Ru-486 doesn't cause people to become bald.

The younger woman, Frankendork told me to quit my security guard job at the clinic because they pay in bloodmoney. I said I was a volunteer afterwhich Watermelon lady said that was even worse. I told her to make it less worse she should give me some money. She refused.

The reason I should quit my "job" is that it violates the 10 Commandments (Thou shalt not kill unless the person happens to be a doctor, clinic worker or innocent bystander). Keep in mind this is a person who worships graven idols (she even had a Jesus candle, nothing like making a few bucks off your god), and bore false witness about Ru-486 causing hair to fall out. Without anything intelligent to say she said she'll pray for me, I told her I'd think for her.

She claimed that my "killing babies" was evil and wrong. Of course I haven't killed any babies and told them to call the police if they think I did. Of course they didn't call the police because they are liars. I told them they are hypocrites since they support the

criminal Catholic Church which protects pedophiles, supported the Nazis, hid Nazi war criminals, used slave labor in Ireland and supported genocide in Rwanda. Their response was that I shouldn't kill babies. I pointed out the forced abortions on nuns, but no response. She said I was stupid and didn't know anything, clearly someone who is as stupid as her can't be in any position to judge.

They thought they had a big victory today. They managed to get people who came in for pregnancy tests and birth control to not have an abortion that day. Of course antis simply assume everyone is getting an abortion, facts aren't irrelevant.

Stay tuned to 1330 KFH on Saturday from 3 to 5 p.m. The Maggot Punks have been invited to be on The Vocal Minority. Actual show date depends on space availability. Stay tuned to this website for details.

Book of the Day: The Popes against the Jews: The Vatican's Role in the Rise of Modern Anti-Semitism
by David I. Kertzer

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