"I'm an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women (today) we wouldn't have to vote."
State Sen. Kay O'Connor, Kansas Republican--September 28, 2001--Kansas City Star

Who would have predicted she's anti-choice too? The Maggot Punks would like to note she isn't in our district so she doesn't represent us. Matter of fact she doesn't represent people in her district either.

 

May 08, 2003
Stopping Abortion Through Boredom

Before we delve into the boring clinic day yesterday I must explain why this posting is a day late. Today was self-proclaimed reverend Daniel Thompson's court date, and it was certainly no court room drama. Venture back seven months ago. In September Dan got arrested for stopping cars going into the clinic. That same day Donna Lippoldt was looking fat and Rico Suave wasn't pretending to be a moron.

Now come back to two weeks ago. Finally after months of stalling Dan had his first time in criminal court. Three officers testified witnessing Dan blocking a mini-van for which he was arrested. Dan's only defense was whether or not the officers could remember if the car he blocked was going North or South. Sadly no Maggot Punks were called to testify. The trial was recessed to today to see if a copy of the security video could be acquired.

Spunky and D-cubed showed up to the courtroom today to an empty house. Dan was on the docket but for some


So upset by abortion he shuffled in his seat twice.

The Nazi and the Nutsi

reason crossed off. We talked with the judge of the trial who offered no knowledge of what happened other than saying the attorneys must have made some deal. Discussions with the receptionist at the prosecuter's office couldn't find a date for a rescheduling. Perhaps it was rescheduled, we'll check further into that once the court database gets updated. Hopefully he changed his plea to guilty and becomes the latest prison bitch in a growing list of clinic protesting clinic bitches. Stay tuned to this website for more details.

Here's the clinic news. The antis just got all revved up from their pathetic Jericho March which, despite spending over $1600 promoting, only managed to get about 60 people to participate. It was bound to be an exercise in futility since they marched at 7pm after the clinic they protested was closed.

A couple WHC regulars missed the Maggot Punks and came to Central for attention also were some Central regulars. The antis were particularly quiet today since Spunky brought her camcorder. That didn't stop Dixie from ignoring the fact her son is going to court. She not only managed to stop a couple vehicles that didn't want to get Dixie grease on their hood she managed to rack up yet another lie. She screamed to one patient that women get a "post abortion disorder."

The obvious problem is there is no such thing as a post abortion disorder or a post abortion syndrome. D-cubed has a M.S. in Psychology, Dixie has only B.S. D-cubed asked Dixie where in the DSM was such a disorder located. Expectedly she had no answer to her claim, just like she could support her previous lies about a medical doctor working at the anti's clinic next door who dispenses birth control.

On a positive note Dixie did finally take Spunky up on her offer to help out with Habitat For Humanity. If only more antis could care a bit more for the living instead of handing out empty promises, damnations, sermons and lies the world would be a much better place.


They should wait until she puts her head in before rolling up the window.
Let's play the Caption That Photo Game!

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Another failure at the dating game

Operation Rescue calls in the muscle

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