"We do not fail to appreciate the good aspects of the new Weltanschauung [i.e. Nazism]. But, on a closer look, we can see that the best of it has been copied from Christianity." -- Konrad Gröber, Archbishop of Freiburg/Germany, 1944.

 

April 23, 2003
Hymn and Run

Mr. Zero is the first MP to arrive on the scene. He meets former inmate Karen Myer. Karen sticks it out 10 minutes until being punked out to her car never to be seen again that day.

Left for the majority of the day was Sweaty Bob (who an unknown patient called a child molestor) and former inmate Dixie Selenke. Dixie was a lot more quiet this week after being put in handcuffs and dragged away screaming (sheesh, when isn't she screaming?) to spend some quality cavity searching time with the police. Did somebody say cavity search? Yup, Troy and Timmy were nowhere to be seen, possibly they were re-living their prison days.

Spunky Flasher asked Dixie whether he son's name was Adam. Dixie was upset that we were "spying"


Lies, get your fresh lies here!

Hurts when the truth hits eh?

on her family. In case you don't know Dixie isn't the only criminal in the family. Her son Adam was pulled over for a major traffic violation and will be appearing in court in July. It is quite obvious Dixie is too concerned with other people's families and not her own. Adam is already born so he doesn't matter so much anymore. Had Adam been a fetus she would pay closer attention.

Kind as always Spunky offered Dixie the opportunity to join with her as she helps out at the local Habitat for Humanity. Spunky explained how this is a great opportunity for both the sides to get together and support a good cause. The group is building a home for a victim of domestic violence. Dixie said she had better things to do and declined. The woman, of course, was already born so Dixie didn't care anything about her.

Once again Dixie got caught in a lie. She told a patient that she could come next door to "A Better Choice" and talk with their doctor. Problem is there is no doctor at "A Better Choice." I'm sure there is no medical doctor perhaps somebody got a phoney Ph.d. in something like theology which seems adequate since they lock people in rooms and force them to watch Jesus videos before considering the patient's needs.

A couple more antis joined the "crowd;" Pee-wee and Jenny. Dixie felt all alone screaming at the clinic for herself (she got arrested for disturbing the peace last week) so she demanded the others join her in screaming at walls for Jesus. Jenny screamed loudly, Pee-wee remained rather quiet. The police were called on them again (they know the law but they just don't care). As soon as Dixie saw the first cop car pull around the corner she moved faster than Brad Bennett at an all you can eat buffet line. Jenny, Pee-wee and Sweaty Bob quickly ran to their cars and fled. Although they have Jesus on their side and said they will do anything to stop abortion they draw the line at getting detained for another misdemeanor. Eat your heart out Randall Terry.


The officer points out where Dixie fled to

Homeless people amuse Dixie

See how they run, see how they run

Zero mocks the mentally challenged

Book of the Day: The Culture of Fear: Why Americans Are Afraid of the Wrong Things by Barry Glassner

 

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