"Until the great mass of the people shall be filled with the sense of responsibility for each other's welfare, social justice can never be attained." --Helen Keller, co-founder of the ACLU and member of the American Humanist Association who was recently honored on the Alabama quarter.

Spunky Flasher and D-cubed arrive on the scene greeting the Rex Machine, Scarlett, and Candy. We are also greeted with a horrid screeching that could only come from the patient stalking vulture lady, Dixie Selenke. Dixie was screaming as loud as she could at the clinic in an effort to disrupt the peace. Antis often do this, the less noisy often employ the assistance of megaphones so they can best follow Jesus' words in Matthew 6:5-6.

The police were called in response to Dixie's disturbance. Dixie, of course, pretended to know nothing about the law so the police officer had to point out the ordinance that she was violating. Of course Dixie has been called on this issue numerous times but fundies are so utterly stupid that they are "born again" or rather suffer from some sort of selective amnesia where she fails to remember things she doesn't want to remember.

So the police issue her a warning and leave after Dixie promises to obey the ordinance. Immediately after they leave she goes back to screaming and walking back and forth muttering to her Jesus like some insane nut in the wing of a mental hospital reserved for pathological schizophrenics.

By this time Troy Newman and Tim McKinney have come back from their back alley trip where they relived their prison day experience together. Um no, they just went down the street for something else but Tim couldn't help to bring up the subject of masturbation for some reason. Troy was shouting how the Maggot Punks were losers, how the Operation Miscue had won and asked "Where are your coppers now?" Troy came up to D-cubed and threatened to "kick his ass" all he had to do was go down the alley eventhough D-cubed was prepared for Troy to back up his threats. The Rex Machine took Troy up on his offer and went to the alley but Troy wouldn't back up his words with actions and cowered away. During this time Tim was threatening fellow anti-abortionist Randy Richardson with violence if Randy didn't "back off" because Tim was jealous that the Courageous Champions of Choice don't think Randy is an idiot while Tim's incompetence qualifies him to be the pResident of the United States.

Remember Dixie? Yup, she was still screaming, she was still screaming even as the police returned. They had warned her, she had promised not to scream at the clinic anymore (a promise from a FFF is a guaranteed lie), she they read her her rights and put her in cuffs. Perhaps the police have a set of handcuffs reserved for the FFF. They used them on self-proclaimed Reverend Daniel Thompson, prison bitch Troy Newman, Troy's bitch Tim Mckinney and Karen Myer. Thankfully Mayor Carlos Mayans followed through on his campaign promise to no longer tolerate these law breakers.

As Dixie was being led to the police car she was immediately followed by Randy and pervert Sweaty Bob. D-cubed followed behind to get

pictures for you, our loyal viewers. When D-cubed stood on the public sidewalk taking pictures behind Randy (above) the corrupt cop Alan Demby, told D-cubed that he had to leave. When asked for a reason Demby's response was "because I gave you an order." Perhaps D-cubed should bring by a copy of the Constitution because there is freedom of the press and there is no law saying that D-cubed can't be on public property especially when no traffic is being blocked or when no disturbance is being made. The same "order" wasn't given to Sweaty Bob or Randy despite the fact they were closer to the car and Randy was taking pictures as well. When corrupt office Demby realized he had no authority to push people off public property for not committing a crime he backed down.

Troy was a lot quieter after Dixie was arrested. Spunky offered to

Mckinney two cents for the Dixie Selenke legal defense fund. McKinney was unusually silent possibly because Troy was no longer on the scene because like the good bitch McKinney is he only talks when his husband Troy tells him it's okay to talk.

This song is in honor of the latest ex-con Dixie.

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