Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science [which could go a long way in explaining Timmy's giant ego] --Charles Robert Darwin

As you may have recalled a few weeks ago Troy became a prison bitch when he was arrested at a Cher concert. Troy shed a few tears when begging to the police not to be put in jail. Troy’s pleading with the cops works as well as his pleading with people to send him money. Troy didn’t enjoy his time in prison as he was purchased for a pack of Value Pride ultra-lights. Comparing that to the price Tim McKinney was paid Troy got a high price. Timmy was purchased for two half smoked cigarette butts. Fellow inmate, Karen Myer couldn’t wipe the grin off her face, she apparently made a few friends while in the slammer. Slammer, funny I should use that word. Let’s just say if Tim and Troy shared a prison cell Troy would play the role of Nolan Ryan.

Now is it unfair that we bring up that event that was so tragic for Troy? Not really, in fact they wanted the issue brought up. Tim said he was thinking of me and came up with a Bible verse especially for D-cubed; Isiah 45:23. For those who are fundamentalist Christian and therefore haven’t read your Bible it says, “Every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear…” At that Cher concert a lot of knees were bending that day. Oddly enough a headline on the page he flipped to said, “God knows a good man.” I think Troy’s prison boyfriend could say the same thing.

That wasn’t the only thing they had to say about the arrest. Troy wanted to know if I wanted to be his boyfriend. Serious, I’m not making this up; he actually asked me if I want to be his boyfriend. Tim said that Spunky Flasher was going to get a subpoena as a result of their arrest at the Cher concert. He also said D-cubed had a restraining order to stay away from Dr. Tiller’s clinic. Too bad D-cubed and the Maggot Punks were invited to the clinic three weeks ago. Keep in mind that the fanatical fundy freaks have said we are going to be sued a total of seven times. So far

none of us have had to appear in court and only the FFF's are getting arrested.

Let’s see who’s getting in trouble with the law. This month self-proclaimed reverend Daniel Thompson has a trial involving the charge of unlawful obstruction of a business, King David Davis has one involving reckless driving. Defrocked pastor Mark Holick is being investigated by the IRS. Troy, Timmy and Karen were recently arrested at a Cher concert. Troy was in violation of Ord. No. 41-522 § 6 and had to put gravel on his property behind the clinic. Richard Jacobson has a restraining order against him to keep at least 1000 feet away from any abortion clinic. Jennifer Sperle is a convicted felon and has a restraining order against her for stalking ex-boyfriends. Brenna ran a truck into Tille’s Flower Shop. The so-called “Truth” truck was temporarily seized when it was found to be transporting a cache of firearms across state lines. Michelle Herzog was prosecuted under the federal FACE act in Manhattan Magnolia, et al. v. Unterburger, et al. Brad Bennett’s group (he makes one-third of the group but with his girth maybe a bit more) is listed as a terrorist hate group. All these crimes committed by the moral crusaders yet all the Maggot Punks managed to get was a fix it ticket for a broken taillight (which was fixed the next day).

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