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"The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly as necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both base and servile. To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else." --Pres. Theodore Roosevelt, 1918, in his essay "Lincoln and Free Speech". |
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March
29, 2003
Kneepads Not Only For Jewish Interns |
| Sorry
there was no issue last week but this issue makes it all well worth the
wait. Cher made a second trip to Wichita for her final, fair well tour.
Desperate for attention and taking lessons from reich-wing fanatic Fred
Phelps the Operation Reefer crowd led by Troy
Newman decided to make a scene where the media cameras would be. Troy,
Tim McKinney,
Karen Myer
and the Herzog's
took their trash trucks paraded around the scene while their Klan suits
hung out to dry.
Troy thought that he had special rights because he is a self-proclaimed Christian so he could do what he wanted on private property. The people at the Kansas Coliseum disagreed. Security called the police on these terrorist trespassers who promptly detained the thugs. Spunky Flasher was on the scene at the time and provided a description of the events. |
![]() Karen couldn't lose her virginity in a maximum security male prison |
![]() Prison bitch in a ditch |
Troy's bitch and now prison bitch Tim McKinney was resting with Speedbump while Troy was backing off the police begging not to be arrested. Troy, of course, loves to be a tough talking prick telling the police how they should do their job. As usual they don't listen to this ranting has been and reserved him a place in the ditch where he belongs. The Herzog's drove around in the trash truck like a chicken with it's head cut off. Without guidance from their leader who is playing the role as Bubba the Gimp's boyfriend they just drove around spouting incomprehensible nonsense from a megaphone. Spunky gave Troy a call after the excellent concert. Troy didn't feel like giving much commentary having been stripped searched and inspected in unmentionable areas. My advice for Troy is to buy a ticket next time. The previous week these goons went to the free Janet Reno presentation where they disrupted that event in their Fred Phelps manner. Security escorted them out of the building. Didn't they teach you guys how to play nice in kindergarten? |
The Midnight Liar, who aspires to be the boil on Rush Limbaugh's ass, commented how Troy's huge organization of seven people planned on filing a wrongful arrest lawsuit against the Kansas Coliseum. Of course security guards can't arrest anyone and security does have the right to remove trespassers from their property (especially when they don't buy tickets). Now if I may borrow from Forrest Gump, "I may not be a smart man Jenny, but I know what a dumbass is." Cher couldn't be reached for comment, not like she even had a clue who these losers are. |
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