"The approach we try to take here [Morris's Institute for Creation Research] is to assume that the word of God is the word of God and that God is able to say what He means and means what He says, and that's in the Bible and that is our basis. And then we interpret the scientific data within that framework." --Henery Morris

Like we've always said, irritating fundies is the most fun you can have with your clothes on! This week it was even more fun than usual. After the Supreme Court ruled that anti-choice groups cannot be prosecuted under federal RICO statutes, the fundies took to the airwaves and the streets proclaiming that they are now free to commit any type of crime they want. Unfortunantly, for the anti's, that is not even remotely what the Supreme Court said.

Troy Newman, director of Operation Screw America West chimed in with the Wichita Eagle that he is now free to go to the homes and businesses of abortion providers and protest. The only problem is that the antis have been doing that for years now. I think Troy meant that HE is now

free to go to the homes and businesses of abortion providers to protest because something certainly seems to be holding back lately. We generally only see Troy for about 10 minutes every week.

As the old adage goes, a fool and his money are soon parted. Some fool(s) parted with at least $5,000 to buy Troy his new accrlyic signs for the side of this "trash truck". It had been driving around with nothing on its sides for months. Now that it has its pictures it is primed to ram any business or home that it wants. Much like the daughter of a convicted felon did in late August of this year.

Speaking of Brenna Sullenger, we went down to WHCS today to watch the "celebration" planned by Troy Newman which had a blistering turn out of 20 people. Brenna was there and she must have had a good talking to since last we saw her. After weeks of not even raising her voice at the clinic, claiming that Jesus doesn't love us and that the earth is actually 15,000 years old she was back to the FFF dance in front of the clinic. She was charging cars, standing in the middle of the driveway and wearing Christian symbols on her clothes instead of pagan ones. To nobody's surprise loudmouth chickenhawk Brad Bennett didn't show up but surprisingly Stephen Mashburn did. Judging by the looks of Mashburn he doesn't get out of the house very often.

The trash trucks continue to violate laws. The new one does not have a license tag on its rear bumper as required by state law. Its license plate is on the front dashboard covered with paper. Troy Newman says he can get away with this because "we have a pro-life attorney general". We will email Phil Kline and let you know what he has to say about all of this.

Jeff and Michelle Herzog were also present and endangering the lives of their four children. This time they had the help of local news reporters from ABC affiliate KAKE. While the entire family and the dog stood in the street right in the middle of the driveway, KAKE "news" crews video taped and interviewed the family. KAKE "news" made no attempt whatsoever to get any opposing viewpoint.

They are using the definition of "objective" provided by Bill O'Reilly from Nazi sympathizing FOX news. Presenting two sides to the story means presenting George Bush's side and Rush Limbaugh's side.

NBC affiliateKSNW, on the other hand, made an effort to document an opposing viewpoint. Dig Doug Deeper (DDD) was interviewed. During the interview, homosexuality obsessed, cult leader, Don McKinney attempted to disrupt the interview by putting himself between the camera and DDD and asking "How is the queer rights movement going?" When asked why we were out here he said to counter those people who would change the Constitution and overturn the privacy rights guaranteed by the Constitution. We also represented ourselves and those who valued freedom and reproductive rights. D-cubed doesn't remember much because he wasn't really that much awake.

After that Don got on the phone and pretended to talk to

someone. Mr Zero handed his camera off to Annie Sprinkles and asked her to take a picture of Don and himself together. In true professional, cult leader fashion, Don rabbit eared Mr Zero.

Don was then overheard telling a reporter of the Wichita Eagle that he was filing a lawsuit against someone. When asked who it was he was planning on suing, he replied "I'm thinking about throwing you in there too; the Maggot Punks."

Don was asked over 20 times what he was alleging the Maggot Punks did never answered. He instead decided to focus on homosexuality and sodomy. Just for fun, DDD asked him about starting a house church. He said "I thought you already had one. The church of homosexuality. The church of sodomy."

Well if that is true, why the fuck is DDD still paying taxes?

We couldn't figure out why every time Don McKinney comes near D-cubed the subject quickly turns to sodomy. Guess D-cubed just brings out the homo in the homophobe. He wondered why we weren't by the clinic gates (Spunky told him because we didn't have our vests because we weren't escorting) D-cubed told him we were too busy standing around getting our law degree just like he did. However, the attempts by the anti's are so pathetic, it is really not necessary to have any escorts.

Who is Chicken Gravy? Chicken Gravy is some nut that Troy must have recruited from the Fundy Home for the Mentally Insane and Mentally Challenged (that's where Tim McKinney and Jeff Herzog are from, Jennifer Sperle also had a kid, maybe two there one weekend). She is that sort of woman who you don't see much because she blends in so well with other Wal-Mart trash trying to figure out of a 5 gallon jar of pickles will be enough pickles to satisfy her sex life for a month and not use all

of her food stamps. She's called Chicken Gravy because she responds to that.

We noticed her when she was being interviewed by a radio reporter. She was screaming so loud we heard her across the street (the reporter probably had to turn his recording down a couple notches). She was blabbering something about premarital sex (looking at her she clearly is no expert based upon experience). She chased other Christians down the sidewalk saying they were wrong about Jesus and how war is needed to bring peace (War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, Ignorance is Strength). She said it's true because it's in the Bible. Must be that part right after Jesus

says if you are struck on one cheek turn the other cheek so they can strike that one too. She probably added in the part about if your second cheek is struck then kill the mother fucker and all his family because all you have left is ass cheeks and nobody wants to be slapping Chicken Gravy's butt cheeks (see the jelly roll and roll and roll). She was screaming at everyone, she was also screaming at some guy who took her picture. Turns out this guy was David, her brother/husband. David asked us if we were pro-choice or pro-life. He took some pictures of us standing next to the trash trucks and assumed we were anti-abortionists. He wanted to put the pics on his website. He wouldn't say the URL of his website, he wouldn't even take one of our cards to go to our site (Chicken Gravy did). We really couldn't answer his question because we are for reproductive freedom (pro-choice) yet we supported legislation that would prevent the number of abortions through contraception which is opposed by the pro-lifers. Yet being pro-life means you want to limit the number of abortions. So we are in both categories. When Chicken Gravy took our card David was upset that his wife/sister was talking to us. In the manner of a typical fundy husband/brother he demanded that she get away from us and come by his side. We told CG she

doesn't have to take that crap from him and she told him that she goes where she wants and talks to who she wants. Bet she'll get a few Christian slaps when they get home to their children/nephews/nieces.

After all of that, Troy Newman came to talk to us. The reporters were through talking to him so he thought he'd amuse himself with us. Oddly enough the only time Troy gets out of the house is when reporters are around. He told us he still doesn't have a job, apparently not enough people bought his book, Can't Work, Send Money. He reassured us that Jesus does love us. I certainly hope not in the manner Don McKinney wants to love D-cubed 'cause D-cubed isn't ordering any tube steak from the House Church's cafeteria.

This week in the mail bag, we got an email from a guy who we think is named Phil. He attached a picture and the file name was Phil.gif. His email was incoherent at best. This is how it read:

I am looking forward to visit there once again this time not there to gain info for you pro-aborts. Be nice to see Killer Tillers killing center once again.
Good Bless You:

The above text is precisely what we got, errors and all. The mugshot type photo closely resembles a dork that we have been calling Pug who showed up at the clinic in late September, 2002. Pug is also the person who vandalized clinic property in the name of Phil Kline.

Book of the day: No Sense of Obligation: Science and Religion in an Impersonal Universe by Matt Young

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