February 19, 2003 - "The Earth is 15,000 Years Old" --Brenna Sullenger

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"There were no politics to polarize us then, to magnify every slight. The 'negroes' of Washington had their public schools, restaurants, bars, movie houses, playgrounds and churches; and we had ours." --Pat Buchanan

February 19, 2003
"The Earth is 15,000 Years Old" --Brenna Sullenger

A day just like any other day at Wichita Family Planning. Operation Rescue West presented a virtually null presence sending only Brenna Sullenger to do any protesting. We were spared the dispassionate and seemingly forced pleas from her mouth today as she didn't even make a single effort to stop one single patient. When asked if she had a job, other than standing around looking like an idiot, she replied "no".

Violent criminal, Jeff Herzog decided to show up today left after Mr Zero rebutted his ludicrous arguments. He too seems to think that standing around looking like an idiot, while doing nothing, will somehow end abortion. Jeff shouted to Mr Zero, "Jesus loves you" to which Brenna Sullenger sharply disagreed.

The only efforts made all day were by the chicken lady, Dixie Selenke and Karen Myer. For some reason Karen has taken to carrying 2 bibles with her. One of them probably has pictures which makes it a little easier for her 15 CC brain to comprehend.

Brenna claims she is not as dumb as she looks.

Dixie knows what is best for you! Just ask her.

Dixie did her usual screaming and hollering but nothing came of it. By 11:00 am Dixie and Karen were punked out and wouldn't even approach the cars as they were picking up patients in the alley; score another one for the Maggot Punks.

The pedophile, Robert Hagen also decided to grace us with his presence. His efforts to get women to prodcue more victims for him were pointless and pretty sad.

We decided to engage in conversation with Brenna who once again affirmed that Jesus doesn't love us. She still doesn't have an answer to the problem of South American jaguars being on Noah's ark. She did, however, claim scientific knowledge of the age of the earth. She says that it is, in fact, 15,000 years old. That is 9,000 years older than Answers in Genesis' claims. I'm sure she will be getting the "women should be silent" speech very soon.

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