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Buy Maggot Punks Shirts! Shopping Without Troy Is 100% Safe! Guaranteed. (We'll set one up for you) View my Wish List Can't Work Send Money  by Troy Newman List Price: $14.95 Our Price: $17.99 You Save: Nothing. (Troy Needs Money) Availability: Usually shipped into the garbage within 24 hours Summary: Can't Work Send Money If you've ever wanted to slack off and do nothing all day and get paid for it you'd be living the American dream. Troy Newman is living that dream. Troy is the leader of Operation Rescue West. Despite having only a couple dozen members throughout the nation his organization has managed to rake in millions of dollars tax free. If you think raising millions of dollars sounds like a lot of work then you haven't read Troy's book.   Troy outlines a simple plan that any simpleton could use to generate labor and tax free cash. These strategies really work because Troy is still using them today. Become a reverend, become a journalist, become a Christian martyr, become a leader of a national organization in less than 24 hours without even a high school education. Troy gives you the know-how to know-how and do-know. Troy even guides you through the complicated issue of tax evasion and makes it so simple that the book could have been called "Tax Cheating for Dummies." Funnel you money through phoney religious organizations in Nevada and save thousands. Think you might have a problem with the Jewish bankers and Atheist government goons tracking you down? No problem, Troy tells you how the state you live in won't even know you are there while the state you claim to live in won't be able to find you. Just in the rare case they can find out how to get lawyers to represent you for free and learn the best methods of terrorizing your enemies into submission while raking in hundreds of thousands of dollars as a persecuted Christian. Think this sounds like a lot of work? It does take a little work but it's easier than getting a real job. Can't Work Send Money is the second in a series of pure Christian bullshit books developed by the professional liar and fraud Troy Newman.  The first book, Wichita, the Best Place to be an Anti-Abortion Terrorist introduced Bible based truths about why doctor killing and clinic bombing is not only a justified by self-delusional fanatical religious beliefs but is safe to do in Wichita, Kansas.  Hardcover 1st Edition (January 2001) Christian Propaganda Books; ISBN: 09245699 ; Dimensions (in inches): 0.75 x 10.03 x 10.02 Maggizon.com Sales Rank: 156,664 Avg. Customer Rating: Number of Reviews: 4 Fundamentalists with Mental Disorders who bought this book also bought: A Christian's Guide to Mail Order Husbands by Dixie Selenke. 101 Ways to Intice Children Into Your Car by Robert Hagen Wet Sheets: How I Stopped Wetting the Bed at 30 by Tim McKinney How to Run a Successful Campaign by Richard Jacobson Level Headed Christians recommend: The Maggot Punks' Store Editorial Reviews Synopsis Never before has a professional charlatan been able to simplify the methods to fleece guillible people out of millions. Whether by accident or intent Troy Newman has managed to write an entire book without using a word with more than two syllables. Can't Work Send Money , is a continuation of Troy's first book Wichita, the Best Place to be an Anti-Abortion Terrorist, which informed people about how to be a terrorist, this new book will teach people how to finance their own terrorist efforts. This book is sure to find it's way onto the bookshelf of every right-wing religious zealot, white supremist and militia member in America. Rev. Mark Holick, Spirit One Christian Center- , March 2, 2001 Pastor's Review: Can't Work Send Money "This book should be required reading at any seminary unless it is a seminary that revoked my ordination. I don't know why Rhema revoked my ordination I didn't do anything wrong. They didn't want me being a legal problem? I was doing God's work by yelling at those women and threatening those doctors. How dare they tell God what I should or shouldn't be doing I'm a prophet sent by the Lord Almighty! Oh, the book. Yes, I've found it very useful in tax evasion. If it wasn't for Troy's book the IRS would be hounding me and I would be dirt poor. Now I have a huge church, a huge house and three cars and I don't pay any taxes because thanks to Troy the IRS thinks I'm unemployed." President George W. Bush- , February 19, 2001 Reader's Review: Can't Work Send Money "This book is hard. I put food on my family without this book. Why didn't Troy just write in his book that everyone should get their money from his dad's friends? My daddy and his friends got me an oil company, got me a baseball team, got me out of drunk driving problems, made me governor of Texas and President of the United States. I'll use this book to combat the evil doers and bring liberation to the oil of Iraq peoples. I'll write my own book once daddy gets someone to write it for me."  Customer Reviews of the Day (what's this?) Write an online review and share your thoughts with other shoppers! 230,887 of 258,702 people found the following review helpful: Cat box material! , January 4, 2002 Reviewer: Mr. Stephen Reed from San Diego, California Troy Newman is still pulling crap from his ass and calling it scripture. This lunatic was run out of California to escape the law, I see he found a safe haven in Wichita. His latest pulp trash should have been called an autobiography because it details the slug eyeview level Troy is willing to sink to for his self-righteous greed for money and power. This guy is a joke and a danger to society, lock him up in Cuba with those other terrorists. Was this review helpful to you?     404,998 of 530,400 people found the following review helpful: Makes poor toilet paper, October 21, 2002 Reviewer: Miss Tonya Phillips from Lincoln, Nebraska. Somebody thought it would be amusing to get me this book. This piece of trash was so awful I found it difficult to get through the self-righteous pleading for money introduction. If the only thing termites could eat was this book they would die from starvation. This book is so useless I tried using it as toilet paper but the pages are already filled with so much shit they couldn't handle any more. I fed the book to some pigs which made some awful smelling pig shit then PETA got on my case for animal cruelty. Was this review helpful to you?     Customers who bought titles by Troy Newman also bought titles by these authors: Adolf Hitler Dr. Rev. Jerry Falwell President George W. Bush Rev. Fred Phelps This Maggot Punks Parody page utilizes trademarks and graphics © 1996-2003, amazon.com, Inc. They won't even sell Troy's trash.