January 8, 2003 - Jesus Doesn't Love The Maggot Punks

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It seems to me that the bane of our country is a profession of faith either with no basis of real belief, or with no proper examination of the grounds on which the creed is supposed to rest. --James Russell Lowell

January 8, 2003
Jesus Doesn't Love The Maggot Punks!

Proctobitch talked a pretty tough game but we didn't see any action at all.

Winter in Wichita is finally over and with the temperatures predicted to hit the 70s today some antis felt they could come out of their homes today to be appalled by abortion. Randy made an appearance after a long absence and much to our surprise Tim McKinney made it to the clinic away from Troy's leash. Also present was Sweaty Bob, Brenna, Jeff Herzog, Jennifer Sperle, and Karen Meyer. There was also a new person present delivered by Sperle, a woman we have called proctobitch. As usual the Courageous Champions of Choice were out in force today as we always are regardless of the weather conditions. The Rex Machine, DOLS, Mr. Zero, D-cubed, Judge Jed Dread, Minx, and Reverend Cal.

The day was pretty typical. The antis kept to themselves mostly and the chat was friendly. Tim did his regional coordinating and parked his unmarked trash truck on the property Operation Rescue purchased with their income they don't report to the government. Since they are Christian they are allowed to park their trucks on grass while the rest of us must park our on pavement or gravel. Christians get special priviliages in Wichita, that is just one of them. Tim brought out one huge anti-abortion

sign filled with pictures of stillborns. That wasn't enough because that was only one sign to hide behind so he had to bring a second one out so Mr. Zero couldn't take his picture. If he's doing god's work what does he have to be ashamed of?

Randy showed up and he, D-cubed, Brenna had a conversation about the self-proclaimed reverend Dan getting arrested a few months ago. Cubed had to explain to Randy what happened because when Dan was getting arrested Randy was around the corner dealing with something else. By the time Dan was getting put into the car Randy was running with his camera to salvage what he could of the scene. We all found the memory of Dan's arrest quite amusing and had a good laugh about the event, at Dan's expense of course. Then Brenna revealed that Jesus does not, in fact, love everyone. Randy began to speak so Brenna submissivly shut her mouth like a good christian woman should. Randy quoted John 3:16 and Brenna said that he was interepreting it wrong and therefore the Maggot Punks do not enjoy the love of Jesus.

She would make a great FFF. She talks tough and walks away when confronted.

Since Troy was not there to protect him, Tim did most of his "regional coordnating" from behind his sign.

Later the ex-con Jennifer Sperle came to the clinic, she can do that now that her restraining order has been lifted. In tow was her friend Proctobitch. Minx thought she recognized her and gave a friendly wave, the good pro-lifer Christian gave her the middle finger in return. When Cubed and Zero went to take Sperle's picture before we could get a shot off Proctobitch threatened us with, "Don't fuck with me or I'll beat your ass!" She claimed she had never been at the clinic before and didn't run around with the anti-choice crowd (although she came and left with the ex-con Sperle). Assaulting (the threat of use of force against a person or person's not in self-defense) D-cubed and Mr. Zero and hanging around with an ex-con at an abortion clinic, hmmm, what would ever give us the idea she wasn't with them. We didn't report the crime because we know the anti-choice terrorists are all cowards and prefer to hide in the bushes with sniper rifles or plant bombs at night.

After encountering the so-called brawn of the group of felons and terrorists we encountered the brains of the group. Tim McKinney, the regional coordinator of the seven person organization known as Operation Rescue, tried to tell a woman entering the clinic that abortion causes breast cancer. Having been confronted on this before and given the correct information D-cubed simply denounced Tim as a liar. Perhaps Tim should pick up the latest issue of Discover magazine, or perhaps go to the American Cancer Society where both say there is no determined link between abortion and breast cancer. Not liking being called a liar Tim went straight to the trash truck and drove home. Perhaps the smarter of the two, more like on equal footing of putting their feet in their mouths was drunk moron Jeff's claim that 50% of relationships that experience an abortion break up. Mr. Zero asked for the study which states this. Jeff walked away. So Zero just asked for the journal that has the study. Jeff refused to answer then did as Timmy and got into his

truck and left. If these people have the facts and god on their side why do they run away without putting us in our place? Later Brenna and Karen left just leaving Sweaty Bob and Randy. Feeling the clinic was safe for awhile because these two never do anything and there weren't any children for Bob to molest we called it a day.

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