The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient. --Abraham Lincoln

December 18, 2002
Truly Pathetic Attempts At Protesting

Well we never thought it was possible but Brenna Sullenger has now become even more useless than she was before. Upon arriving at the clinic this morning we find that Brenna has now been regulated to the Walgreens parking lot. The "strategy" behind this was apparently to wait until patients parked in the lot behind Jack Brown and Associates and then accost them. However, when patients pulled in, Brenna just stood there with a blank look on her face. She attempted to hand them a flyer but they, of course, ignored her. Hopefully the terrorist genes won't get passed on to her.

Brenna's big tough man Troy Newman was there when the MP's arrived. He left and returned about 20 minutes later with Muffins. Muffins is the name we have given to the brain dead redneck Troy came back with. Within

30 seconds of his arrival, he stepped over the chain and trespassed on the property and then walked off. After a few minutes, Mr Zero went down to check on his car and Muffins was on his way back. Mr Zero greeted him with "Hi Muffins" to which he replied "Watch it fat boy." Looks like Troy has found another "person" with violent tendencies to hang around with him. Does this mean that Muffins is the new regional coordinator of Operation Rescue West, replacing the walking lie machine Tim McKinney?

Troy, Muffins and Jeff Herzog bravely stood up on the property accross the alley from the clinic. Occasionally they would shout something that couldn't be heard by the patients but not doing any real protesting or making any attempt, whatsoever, to do anything to stop abortion. Kind of reminded me of a bunch of worthless rednecks standing around saying "yep".

Jeff Herzog was present today. He did a little bit of incoherent rambling in the 'pick up' alley but had no real affect at all. Jeff's wife Michelle showed up eventually sporting 2 week old muffins that she cordially offered to everyone.

Not a lot of takers. She said that she missed DDD and Mr Zero. Too bad the feeling isn't mutual.

As usual Jeff Herzog thought he was smart and sober enough to engage DDD in a scientific debate. DDD went to the basics with him and asked the question; if the earth is only 6,000 years old, how can we see stars that are 2 million light years away?

Jeff's response was that god simply created the universe by speaking and the light was miracled to us. Then Jeff walked around with a smug look on his face like he had just shoved the truth in our face. Then Jeff told DDD that Radioactive isotopes prove the earth is only 6,000 years old. DDD simply asked Jeff to provide evidence of dating inaccuracies. Jeff's response was "I have faith in god therefore I am right." Mr Zero decided to try to get down on Jeff's level and once again asked the question about the stars that are 2 million light years away. Jeff responded by asking "How do you explain DNA, cells, insects and bacteria?" That's pretty simple: evolution. Now back to the speed of light, how can we see stars 2 million light years away if the earth is only 6 thousands years old. Jeff told us that only non-believers think about such things.

Mr Zero attempted to find out how North American bison wound up on Noah's ark. Michelle Herzog gave the clearest answer by simply saying she didn't know. Then she engaged Dixie in lesbian 'sex' (see photo at right).

Dixie Selenke seems to have adopted a new strategy to stop abortion as well. Her strategy is to hang around a pedophile all day long. Every time the MP's would approach within 10 feet of her she would turn tail and run. We had them punked all the way down to Walgreens at one point. She won't come and harass the patients in the alley if the MP's are there.

She finally decided to confront DDD and tell him that she would not say anything to him because he took everything she said, turned it around and made it look like a lie. Well if Dixie wouldn't lie all the time she wouldn't have that problem. She once again said that birth control products were available at A Better Choice. The best one she pulled all day was to say to a patient "Don't I know you from

Dixie knows how to please a woman!

somewhere?" Mr Zero explained to her that pickup line doesn't work very well. If she wanted sex, she knows where Michelle Herzog lives.

Dixie is so blind in her rage she'll verbally assault anyone who exits from the clinic. One patient came in to pick up birth control and she condemned her as murdering her children. Birth control is supposed to prevent pregnancy which prevents abortion but the knuckle scraping moron she is she doesn't care. Anyone who isn't a deluded, psychopathic, fundamentalist religious freak is someone Dixie feels she needs to convert to her cult.

Karen Meyer was present today after an absence. The last time we saw her she stormed off crying. She was ineffective at best and she was the most vocal of them all. Her ankles seem to have grown a little. I think she is practicing to be pregnant.

All in all the FFF's are becoming less and less effective. Troy Newman who actually gets paid to protest spends less than 2 hours every week protesting an abortion clinic. He sends his "secretary" Brenna to do all of the work but she is so beaten down by all of the religious crap in her life, she's like a walking zombie with a painted head. Jeff and Michelle are delerious that they actually believe they are making a difference. Then there's Karen Meyer, need I say more?

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