We figured it would be a boring day today. Only Sweaty Bob and little piglet Karen Meyer were at the clinic today. Within a few minutes Mr. Zero punked out Karen and she ran crying to her car and left. Since Bob doesn't have a clue where he is half the time we all got to relax and chat it up with the patients who appreciated our presence. Troy Newman who swore to shut down Central clinic (because he afraid of Dan who shows up at the other clinic) wasn't present today, neither was altar boy wannabee lackey Tim McKinney who hasn't made an appearance since discovering the fun of Velcro.

Eventually others showed up including semi-literate, high-school dropout Pee-wee (Michael

Hagen), convicted bomber Jennifer Sperle, her friend who the Rex Machine named Cracker Whore (she's a cracker and a whore, get it?). Jeff made a brief appearance and so did Dixie. Dixie came around earlier when Bob was the only anti present. Because there weren't enough buffoons to impress she stayed in her car and rolled down the window to yell at patients. Eventually she got out to scream in the ears of some Courageous Champions of Choice.

A photographer from KWCH Channel 12 news (who lived across the street) came over with his camera. He interviewed Pee-wee then took to filming patients and their license tags. He didn't appreciate the comments by D-cubed that Channel 12 has a conservative bias, but when you use your camera to intimidate patients and violate their privacy you are nothing more than a supporter of clinic bombers. He said he was getting pictures for a story about the antis buying up cemetery plots to use as a method of protest (in Haskell county, not Sedgwick county where he was filming). For a balanced story he only interviewed Pee-wee revealing his bias yet again. Can't really blame him, if he had the talent to be a print journalist he wouldn't do tv news.

Ubermoron Pee-wee tried to get in a debate with D-cubed again. Once again he asked the question about where life comes from. Yet again he didn't accept the answer of sperm fertilizing eggs saying it was the wrong answer. Yet again when asked for the right answer he couldn't provide one. After 10 minutes of trying to get an answer (and only receiving more questions which Pee-wee says is the answer) clinic bomber Sperle was asked. She said life comes from god. That means Sperle is still a virgin because she never had sex, god impregnated her five times. If god is the father then he should pay some child support. That's probably why she keeps on getting pregnant, she hasn't figured out that sex leads to pregnancy. Or else they are intentionally ignorant. D-cubed disagreed with the answer saying there is no god. Earlier Jeff had said to know that there is a god one has to be dead. When asked what dead people these people are channeling they never responded. As usual they make empty claims.

Cracker Whore started yelling at a woman who exited the back of the clinic to get something from her car. The woman responded that she was here to drop off a friend and wasn't getting an abortion. D-cubed pointed out how bigoted Cracker Whore was for assuming that every woman is here for an abortion and that they don't take the time to learn the reasons for their being at the clinic before judging them. She called Cubed a hypocrite because he judged her for judging the woman. Sperle jumped in saying murder is murder therefore it is always wrong. Cubed asked CW if god ever murdered someone. She said no. Obviously another fundy who has never read the bible. After pointing out numerous examples of god killing people in the bible she responded that the 10 Commandments saying 'thou shalt not murder'. Not exactly a reasoned response. Then she said that I murdered people (yet another baseless claim) so she must have assumed that it was okay for god to murder. Isn't it lovely how there are always exceptions to their absolute morality?

A lot of bible discussions went on that day. D-cubed asked Dixie if the bible was always correct. She said yes. So D-cubed pointed out two examples

where the bible says the earth is flat then asked her if she believed the earth was flat. She said no, but the bible is right. Yet another example of the exceptions in their absolute beliefs. Minx got into a discussion with her about the bible as well. Dixie said the bible mentions DNA, later retracting and clarifying she stated that the bible mentions that life begins at conception. Eventually the passage was found in Psalms 139. It's not very clear but it does say humans are formed in the earth. So Pee-wee and Sperle thinks gods impregnate women (men don't) and Dixie thinks humans grow out of the ground like plants (Psalms 139:15). Not exactly an IQ requirement to be a fundy.

The issue of adoption came up. D-cubed challenged Cracker Whore to pay for every woman's delivery which can amount to $20,000 if they want the children to be given up for adoption. She said she doesn't have to because she pays taxes (news flash, there is no universal health care so the tax argument doesn't mean crap unless you are in Canada). She then said all the adoption agencies pay for 100% of the bill. D-cubed disagreed so she called him a liar. Even Lutheran Social Services of KS/OK (the largest adoption agency in Wichita) states that it is the responsibility of the adoptive parents to pay for the medical costs. Once again proving that the fundies are the real liars. If the woman giving birth doesn't have a family lined up then she must pay the entire medical bill. Since there are 1,600 children waiting to be adopted in Wichita that is 1,600 births that the biological mother had to pay for. So when an anti tells you to put up the kid for adoption demand a check and not some empty promises. Troy Newman, after all, was able to afford to buy a large plot of land behind Central clinic so they aren't hurting for cash and can use that to pay delivery costs. That is if they actually cared about the financial needs of others. The Maggot Punks have no problem with adoption, just don't expect a helpful handout from the antis when considering it.

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