"It has nothing to do with a core concept of Christianity," agues Tori Amos. "And it has nothing at all to do with the children, in the broadest sense. If it does why don’t those people go down to the back-streets of Dublin where children really need their help. Or go down to Columbia where children live in sewers? There are millions of children who *need* help. So this is the greatest abuse of the words ‘pro-life’ they are *not* for life. This is about control of a woman’s sexuality because they can’t stand the idea that we are saying we are *not* just incubators anymore. And we’re not even going to pretend that we are. We’re *not* breeding farms. " [Tori Amos on 'Pro-Lifers' --Hot Press magazine, 1992, By Joe Jackson]

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October 16, 2002
Where Do Babies Come From Peewee?
The Central clinic in Wichita, perhaps the most fun one can have without spending a dime. Even the 25 cent peep shows on Bourbon Street aren't this fun. Whoring themselves today were a typical assortment of antis including vulture lady Dixie Selenke (do you pronounce that slinky?), the Hagen kooks Mike and Bob, Jeff (Drunk Moron) Hertzog, and a couple newer faces I can Coffeechimp and Bugsquirt. If anyone has a better name for these two please send it as I come up with these names after staring at a Rorschach test. The upholders of morals and decency included D-cubed, Annie Sprinkles and The Rex Machine.

It was a busy day at the clinic which meant a lot of shouting by Dixie and Jeff. Dixie just loves to get real close to a Courageous Champion of Choice and shout as loud as she can. When a CCC does this near an anti it is called assault (which they did call the police for once), but when an anti does it's called preaching the truth. If there was ever a case of truth being relative it is made by the antis. Judging by the actions of the antis today it isn't advisable to learn truth from a group of people who talk to imaginary beings, not just talk but shout to these invisible creatures in your presence. Dixie and Jeff admitted she believes everything in the Bible. When D-cubed pointed out the claims of talking donkeys (Numbers 22:28), Jesus' command for silent prayer

It was rainin' but those ain't raindrops.


When you can't handle the truth, pray in shame.

(Matthew 6:5-6) and happiness being the throwing of children against rocks (Psalms 137:9). They didn't want to hear about the Bible and just shouted louder. I've always wondered why they are afraid of their Bible.

One amusing episode came when a relative of one of the clinic workers drove to the clinic to deliver a message. In the passenger seat was a lovely dog named Pauly. While talking and petting the dog Dixie decided to creep up as usual and start her shouting. She begged to stop the abortion, she demanded not to take the patient's money, and so on. On a couple of occasions Dixie had to be reminded she was talking to a dog. The dog doesn't have any money, nor was the dog, albeit female, going to have an abortion. Remember Dixie has hallucinations and talks to invisible people who she said died 2000 years ago and was reincarnated (apparently as Jesse "the Body" Ventura as her only answer was as a body). The

differences between what makes a dog a dog and a human a human are just creation of those pro-science god haters and she won't have anything to do with it.

Speaking of illiteracy Michael Hagen (Pee-wee) decided to get talkative which is quite unlike him. He challenged D-cubed's education level (two degrees in psychology, one in Wildlife/Forestry Conservation) by asking him a simple question. The simple question is "Where did you get life?" Worded strangely because someone doesn't go and get life. I've heard of people getting a life but it isn't really tangible. After remembering this is a semi-literate fundy talking D-cubed had to explain to Pee-wee the birds and the bees. D-cubed's life originated when his parents had sex, the two gametes (sperm and egg) joined together and the cells began to divide. After many divisions a more structured organism comes about. Dixie tried to explain life happens when god puts together various body parts kind of like Frankenstein's monster. Pee-wee didn't like the answer and said D-cubed answered it wrong. Remember fundies believe DNA, chromosomes, fertilization, etc. are not needed for conception because people can be virgins and get pregnant with male children. So D-cubed asked why Pee-wee never learned the "facts of life" in grammar school. Believing him illiterate (Pee-wee never finished high school) D-cubed asked him to read his sign which he always holds up. All D-cubed got was a blank stare in return. Why am I not surprised.

Book of the day: Summer For The Gods (Edward J. Larson)


Out of rehab and on the prowl.


There's a drawing of a fetus in a womb. Pee-wee wonders how they are made.


How he got the name Coffeechimp.

 

 

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