One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed in it. They have also believed the world was flat. --Mark Twain

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September 22, 2002
Brad Bennett Talks the Talk, Will He Walk the Walk?

Welcome to a special Sunday edition of the Maggot Punks! In place of the photo's that we generally present from the clinic, we will be presenting the entries to our Operation Rescue trash truck photoshop contest! Click on any of the images for a full size version!

Once again Brad Bennett gets on the Godachy line and spews more exaggerations, half truths and outright lies. Click here (mp3 10:46 5MB) to hear the September 22, 2002 egomaniacal rant. Although he does manage to sum up the truth about Christianity in a single sentence when he says "if you can't handle the truth, you need Jesus (mp3 0:03 29kb)".
Brad also addresses (mp3 0:17 137kb) the fact that Dawn stepped onto clinic property and D-cubed stepped on her foot. Brad tries to act like a big man by saying "how come you only pick on women." Well Brad, we don't only pick on women. How 'bout you get out of the car on one of your 8 different drive bys of Mr Zero's house next week. We dare you to stick your foot on the property. Not only that, you could actually say something at the clinic rather than stand there with a stupid look on your face when we talk to you. How come you can only stab people in the back on a phone line? If you're so damn right, surly you could stand a little one on one with demon possessed jerks like us. Alas, I guess we are asking too much for you to have a spine.

After the pathetic attempt at D-Cubed Brad lies (mp3 0:15 122kb)about the fact that Marcus kicked a woman's tripod on Kellogg. He even goes so far as to claim there was a false accusation by the owner of the tripod. We don't know what region of Brad's "brain" this came from. The simple truth of the matter is that it did not happen, it's on tape.

Brad seems to take delight (mp3 0:25 199kb)in the fact that a psycho terrorist for Christ is stalking Dr Tiller. He also claims that he doesn't want any harm to come to Dr Tiller even though we have heard and confronted the fat bastard about praying for "a calamity to strike him down".

Brad then makes reference to Dragon Pimp in what he is calling the "missing Maggot Punk". FYI, no Maggot Punks are missing. They are all accounted for and given the criminal tactics of our FFF counterparts, we make sure of that on a daily basis. Brad hopes that DP will find some good Christian friends to hang out with. DP has found some FFF's up at college and one of them has already moved because he couldn't take the heat of living close to a Maggot Punk. How did Brad find out about the location of DP? It probably had something to do with a cute little blonde FFF who can't seem to keep her clothes on around Dragon Pimp. Could Jesus save a little nympho like this?

Brad gives lonely pathetic losers, such as himself, some really good advice when he says "when you get lonesome call on Jesus (mp3 0:03 24kb)". That is good advice, you can give one of the voices in your head the name of Jesus.

From the Maggot Punk mail bag, we get a letter from a brain dead AOL user:

To whom it may concern,
I've looked your infamous site over, and it is childish at best. Just because Roe VS Wade, turned the tide in the abortion legal fight, doesn't make it right. Hitler killed millions of Jews and nearly annihilated an entire ethnic race of people. It was lawful, because Hitler said it was. But was it? I believe your organization would be out at Hitler's killing factories in support of the "law," and the right of the third Reich to kill them. The

American Indians were also nearly annihilated by the same mentality, the only good Indian, is a dead one. Well, I think you all need to reevaluate your thinking processes. Or is it OK for all, but little unborn babies to have survived inhumane killing? Yes, I am a Christian, Yes I have adopted a child that was conceived by rape. There really are people out here that, unlike you, want to give these little children a chance at a happy life. Who knows, maybe one of them will come up with a cure for a deadly incurable disease. It could happen. But, if we as a nation continue killing these little babies before they can make it out of the womb alive, we will never know. We as a nation have killed more human life than all the wars and all of Hitler's regiment. I plan on working diligently from the legal standpoint, and by
helping pro-life legislatures make it to office. I already qualify as a true prolifer in the fact I adopted a child that otherwise would have been aborted& this is my second family. My natural birth children are adults now. The only true resource we have in this world is our children. We are killing our future, and one day our past is going to catch up with us. When it does, I just hope the

Lord soon returns to take those of us who have Him as our blessed hope, home to heaven. I hope you turn from your wickedness, and I hope you haven't gotten so far away from God that you never make it back. Satan is laughing at all of you. You will burn forever where the fire never is quenched and your worm will never die. I would not wish that on my worst enemy, but you have to make the change. God still loves you, He is just
waiting for you to turn to Him. Prayer still changes things in people's lives. I pray that you will receive the love of this message. I do not condemn you, but I would that you have a change of heart, and receive Jesus as your Lord and Savior. He is the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes to the Father, but by Him. I bind Satan from your mind's and heart's today,
so that you can give love a chance. Jesus Loves you so much He died for you, so that you would rule and reign forever with Him. No matter what you think, Jesus is real, He is more real than anything this world has to offer. I don't understand what personal gain, you would get from supporting a woman's right

to end the life of her unborn child. What is your true motivation? Do you receive some kind of monetary kickback from George Tiller, or is Planned Parenthood greasing your palm? Or is this some sort of demonic ritualistic thing for you? I am not being facetious, I'd really like to know the answer
to these questions. If you truly have something intelligent to reply back with, I would welcome a reply. If only insults, keep them to yourself. I don't feel I've written in a disrespectful manner, and I feel that you at least owe me a decent and respectful reply, otherwise don't bother.

Sincerely,

One who is praying for your deliverance.

We owe her a "decent and respectful reply"? We'll have to get back to you on this one.
As you can see, the Operation Rescue trash truck contest was the most fun we could have had with our clothes on. Below are the remainder of the entries and our winner is just below that. Click on the image for a full size version. We would like to thank everyone who submitted their work for the contest. We really enjoyed seeing your work!.
Our Winner!

Thanks to Chinacat for submitting the winning entry. You can contact her via the Atheist Network Discussion Forums. She has asked that we give the donkey with the big dick to another big dick Troy Newman with a special message. We'll let you know how that goes in a future column

We selected this entry as our winner because we feel it most accurately represents what Christianity is all about and why the Maggot Punks have formed. Christianity, like all religions is about control. Religion uses fear and violence to force people to behave in the manner which they have prescribed. When it comes right down to the nitty gritty, it is all about sex. The Bible, Quran, Torah, and even the book of Mormon all regard women as property of men. Religion sets forth guidelines by which women can behave, they must be married and "their lusts by law contained". This way men will have steady and reliable source of sex. If any woman dares to assert that she is a human being, she will persecuted, saddled with every manner of foul label, shunned and even executed.

 

 

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