September 21, 2002 - Fat, Ignorant, Egotistical, Lying, Delusional, Cowardly, Pathetic Moron Appreciation Day!

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September 21, 2002
Fat, Ignorant, Egotistical, Lying, Delusional, Cowardly, Pathetic Moron Appreciation Day!

We truly thought that Brad Bennett (eyesore at the right) couldn't go any lower. However, his stupidity is legendary and far deeper than we could have ever guessed. The ego, much like the gut, on this pathetic imbecile knows no bounds.

First, let us tell you about what happened on Friday, September 20. Brad showed up at WHCS and asked D-Cubed about Mr Zero. D-Cubed ignored him. He didn't stand on the driveway where he usually does. Instead he ran down to the corner because he was afraid of D-Cubed. He came back into ear shot of D-cubed who confronted him about several issues but he just stood there with the same 'just humped the neighbor's cat' look on his face. D-Cubed suggested, in no uncertain terms, that he was standing silently because he didn't have an answering machine to hide behind.

When the police showed up, he turned tail and ran around the corner to Kellogg. After a few minutes, he walked to the other side of Bleckly, got into his car and drove away. All

Brad instructs Stoned Savior on how to impress the ladies with a giant gut.

If there was a god, it would have never allowed this picture to be taken of Brad's ass, let alone be published on the Internet.

the time leaving his anti-choice terrorist friends to argue with the police about the placement of the signs.

Well miracle of all miracles if Brad Doesn't decide to get on the Godarchy line and lie through his rotting teeth. He deliberately tells several lies, talks about the "real reason" for the terrorist attacks of 2001 and tries outwit the Maggot Punks with his "knowledge" of science. You can call the Godarchy line any time at 316.946.7075 (it is updated periodically so you might hear a different hate filled rant). You can also vist their "website". Please note that Brad only rants on the Godarchy line on the weekends, the website is not updated on the weekends because Brad is far too stupid to be trusted with a computer.

On the September 14th Godarchy line (mp3 7:40 3.51MB), Brad is obsessing about democrats. He also makes the direct contradiction that he has been out

of town but has noticed the Maggot Punks aren't around. For those of you who think Jesus will return one day, the reason that Brad didn't notice us around was because HE WAS OUT OF FUCKING TOWN. Brad, the rest of us are not as dimwitted as you.

The September 21st Godarchy line (mp3 6:06 2.9MB) was just as pathetic. We are glad to hear that he is obsessing about Democrats now instead of homosexuals. The thought of him having any sexual thought is just too frightening. Although, it would be nice for him to have any thought at all. Perhaps he has taken Tim McKinney's advice and decided not to "go to the lowest common denominator" (Tim opened a conversation by calling D-Cubed a "fudge packer" was OK because Tim has a god given right to pry into everyone's sex life).

On the 21st, Brad promises (mp3 0:08 64kb) us an explanation for September 11, 2001 on his September 22nd, 2002 regurgitation into a phone. Can't wait for this one. Brad are you referring to this (mp3 1:52 329kb)?

Toward the end of the lie fest, Brad insisted that:

Friday at Tiller's house of holocaust horrors, the deathscorts [that's us!] were very docile and were at a loss for words when confronted by the truth team [which Brad is not a member of], the truth truck, and witnessing Christians. They had no real comeback when confronted with their baby burning, child sacrificing atrocities as dupes of George Tiller. When you're guilty, what can you say except 'I confess'."

Docile, huh? Who was the pathetic coward who turned tail and ran away from D-Cubed? I guess you will have to confess to the "truth team" that you left them hanging when the police arrived. BTW, we haven't sacrificed a child for at least 2 weeks. You need to let sleeping dogs lie.

At the end of the message Brad tells us that he deletes incoherent messages (mp3 0:02 24kb). Do you think he could have been referring to this message? Next, Brad tries to launch a highbrow attack:

"I know its asking alot from my pro abort friends to speak clearly and to pronounce words or to actually debate but if you're descended from monkeys, its a challenge"

The first erroneous part of this statement is the suggestion that Brad has friends. It breaks our hearts to tell him that imaginary friends and voices in the head don't really count as friends. Although if one to sit around all day reading Tom Metzker and masturbating in his own feces, perhaps we could count them as friends. After all, worthless globs of fat need love too.

We don't know of any people who are descended from monkeys. We can only assume that he was once again trying to attack biology. We really wish that he would educate his worthless ass. Take a look at this chart before you come out in public next. Furthermore, Brad, we have tried and tried to debate you or at the very least have a conversation with you. We are only met by bitter silence and then backstabbing on the Godarchy line. I guess its too much to ask of you to debate without your answering machine.

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