It was Ogre's second day at the clinic. We should expect him to spend many a day there since it was part of the union contract with Boeing to lay his lazy, non-working, unproductive ass off. The odd thing was the union was actually in support of this layoff and Boeing was more than happy to oblige. And Timmy was there as well being moronic as usual. His fantasy lover Troy was probably off protesting another funeral so Timmy

was all alone. That explains why Timmy didn't hang out around the gate until Unibomber showed up to protect his wussy self.

As expected the fundy zealots committed plenty of crimes. First was newbie loser Pug who covered a 'no trespassing' sign with a Phil Kline sticker. Kline has the vandal vote this year. Naturally the lying fundy said he didn't do it despite being witnessed performing the crime. So Pug, in an effort to intimidate, went to his sleaze van and carried a metal chain in his hand. Nope, they weren't for his tires since there wasn't any snow, he intended to cause some violence today.

Well the violence didn't happen because the police had to be called on the terrorists once again. The thuggary for Jesus brought out their huge sign and placed it near the entrance so no car could see around the corner. It didn't matter to the fundies because the drivers were already born so they no longer had any value. It took four police to remind the terrorists five times (maybe six) that their sign was a traffic hazard and had to be moved. The genius as always Tim McKinney tried to justify his right to endanger the lives of drivers. He said his sign wasn't blocking traffic anymore than Spunky, D-cubed and Judge Jed Dread were with their bodies. D-cubed may be fat but he isn't as big as that sign. The officer didn't buy it saying, not just saying but demonstrating, how he could see around the

Maggot Punks but not that huge sign. So Timmy tried to say the sign was on public property therefore they had an absolute right to block the vision of drivers. Again the officer had to remind him that public property didn't mean their property nor does it mean they have a right to commit crimes on public property. So the fanatical fundy freaks went to a different location on the other side of the entrance. Again the officers told them they were blocking. After a couple more warnings they eventually had the FFFs to go away from the entrance where they weren't a traffic hazard. How stupid are these fundies to have to be reminded so many times, in one day alone? Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question.

For some reason Timmy later thought D-cubed and Spunky Flasher were interested in what he

had to say and tried starting up a conversation. He tried to be concerned about our sex lives. Why is it he always has to talk about sex with D-cubed? Again yes, it's rhetorical because we all know he is a closet case. He said D-cubed and Spunky were in a relationship. Well no need for me to comment on that we'll just let Timmy's mind ponder the truth of such a claim (actually it was Mr Zero who said that his girlfriend didn't give him any. Tim just seems to be obsessed with everyone's sex life probably to compensate for poor performance with whatever woman is dumb enough to screw him.).

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