Like all newbies they think all the Courageous Champions of Choice are interested in what they have to say. Here's how the format goes. They start with a nice introduction and pretend like they are actually interested in who you are and what you have to say. Then they have to tell you that you support murder and if you were really pro-choice you'd be just like them. Introduction to their god bastard Christ as if you have never heard it before. Having experienced this too many times D-cubed just carries around brochures which deals with the questions and arguments they are going to present. He handed one to the Ogre and he just left so he could throw fundy propaganda through car door windows in the hope that they'll get poked in the eye and crash. Often the drivers simply stop and through the lies out the window. Ogre was so stupid he'd try to hand them to employees and escorts, not just once but twice.

Action got heated when chicken lady Dixie and arsonist Dawn lined up to block clinic access as they screamed their missionary work (mp3 1:02 487kb) at patients. Dawn, remember she's a Xian therefore laws don't apply to her, thought she could simply walk onto clinic property as if she owned the place, cameras be damned. So D-cubed encouraged her off the property by enforcing the no trespassing law by stepping on whatever body part was violating the law. Nazi candidate for the 92nd precinct Richard Jacobson got into D-cubed's face and started calling him a pervert among other nice Xian insults suitable for a Republican candidate. D-cubed simply told the German citizen running for a state Congressional seat that if there is a crime being violated for him to call the police. Knowing that there was no crime being broken other than the trespassing law he refused to do anything other than a pathetic attempt at intimidation.

About 5 to 10 minutes later Dawn realized how traumatized she was and called the police. Donna Lipholdt came from down the street to tell the officer she had witnessed the event from a half a kilometer away apparently. So the police took down the names and D-cubed, who cannot tell a lie, simply informed the officer of the truth. Unlike the fundies the police know the law and couldn't arrest D-cubed for any alleged crime committed on private property, that would be like saying a homeowner has no right to defend his home against burglars. So D-cubed, unlike Reverend Dan, wasn't put in handcuffs. The only crime committed that day was trespassing by the arsonist Dawn and by Ogre who assaulted drivers by throwing propaganda at them.

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