Is it pathetic weasel appreciation day? It must have been some day to celebrate being a loser today because the morons were out in droves. The day began slow with pedophile pervert Sweaty Bob walking in front of Choices as he was too intimidated by the Courageous Champions of Choice to face them alone. Then walking Jell-O mold Brad Bennett used his lunch hour from Youthville to remind everyone his head is as fat as his gut. The dorkus munchus is not surprisingly tight lipped when he doesn't have an answering machine recording to hide behind. Glancing at cars as they enter the clinic is apparently his well-worn tactic of doing absolutely nothing. Even less effective, but not as disgusting to look at, is the mean teen brat pack. Once they used to hang at the corner and pretend to be intimidating. However, with the heat they have just secluded themselves to the shade of trees. Next time bring some sun block for the children forcibly strapped in the baby stroller.

If zombies existed like the Bible says and they fed on

brains then they'd die of starvation if the Operation Rescue braintrust was all there is to feed on. Troy Newman and his lackluster sidekick Tim McKinney showed up to dazzle us with another display of ineptitude. Timmy was relatively quiet as he was tired from staying up all night studying for a blood test. Since it was Friday the equally inept relative of Timmy's showed up, self-proclaimed attorney Don McKinney. He is a testament for the ability of prison universities to get it's graduates high paying jobs and homes in Eastborough. Besides the usual unoriginal insults by the fundies who called us fools and damned us to hell the action started when pig squealer Karen Meyer got a car stopped. Like sharks in a

feeding frenzy the fanatics clamored around the stopped car hanging on the window and standing in front of the doors and hood of the car, it was dead in the water. Inside two unfortunate people were regretting that they were being polite for stopping to hear some crazy bitch rant. The two in the car could hardly speak English yet the antis managed to convince them to go to Choices and held their hands as they led them down the street. Self-proclaimed attorney Don McKinney filmed the entire incident as a grand display of what he thinks of respecting other's privacy. Once inside five antis stood by the exit and forced the two into a locked room.

Usually this sort of thing doesn't happen but the

police weren't standing by today. So they had to be called for stopping traffic and assaulting Aphrodite. Christian hypocrites Troy and Timmy happily assaulted her in a generous display of what they think of uppity women.

Once the police arrived no arrests were made as usual despite the video and photo evidence of the crimes. On a good note they managed to talk to the two confused patients (despite Choices refusal to allow them to talk to anybody but Choices staff). With the officer's help they were allowed to leave and entered the clinic as they originally intended.

Goat spawn Don McKinney spent the rest of the time calling us thieves and murderers. Since the police were still present we told them that Don wanted to press murder charges against us.Passing the bar doesn't mean knowing anything about the

law. When the police walked up to him he stood silent because he knew he was a fraudulent liar. I can't imagine any judge respecting this moron, but it appears to be a family trait. I don't need to pretend to be a prophet to know that Brad and his stupid Godarchy line is going to proclaim a victory in turning a car away from the clinic. Of course lying is part of the nature of fundamentalists. Today they have proven that slander and violence are competing for first prize.

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