It started out as a typical Friday and pretty much ended up that way too. Today at the clinic, Tim showed up with a video camera and an attitude. He thought that we would cower in fear and try to hide our faces when he took video. We do not, however, behave like Tim does. Obviously we are not worried about our picture being taken given the contents of our website. Mr Zero did get a little confidence boost from Tim because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Tim did not tell any deliberate lies or make any false assumptions on Friday. I guess he figured out how big of a fool he was making of himself. Tim did make one little faux paux, he insisted that the contents of the Maggot Punks website were erased each time

the front page content was changed. We explained that the content simply goes into the headline archive. It is all still there in case you want to read it.

Tim also had the bright idea to take video of patients cars going in and out of the clinic. He deliberately blocked the driveway while doing this. Remember, Tim respects women and their privacy He must be using a definition of the word "respect" with which we were not previously familiar.

Brad Bennett showed up and commented on the green shirt the Mr Zero was wearing. He thought it was a Green Bay Packer's shirt. He said that he liked the Packers because of their quarterback. We ask Brad which brand of condom he preferred. We never really got a straight answer on that.

Troy Newman showed up with his blank truck again. Guess they haven't raised enough money to get the banners yet.

On the August 28 Godarchy line, Steve Mashburn carries on and on about a protest at La Quinta Inn on Monday. In the commentary he proclaims that the management of Old Chicago next door is anti-choice. He urges other terrorists for Christ to frequent the establishment. In the next breath he turns around and says they don't do enough. Make up your mind. The management of Old Chicago does need to consider the fact that Atheists drink more than FFF's (that's because we are faced with the reality of the world on a daily basis and cannot escape it through fantasy, though we try). Not surprisingly, no mention of the Tillie's incident appears anywhere in the commentary.

Today on the Godarchy line, Brad Bennett dismissed the accident as nothing. He says he went and looked at it and the damage was minimal. Since Brad wants you to only do what he says and think what he thinks, he offer's no way for his listener to judge for themselves. After all Jesus can't have people running around making their own decisions, that would lead to a world in which Brad might feel like the worthless loser that he is.

The Maggot Punks, on the other hand, promote objective thought as our highest priority. So we will present you with objective evidence of the damage and you can judge for yourself. Click the links below to view the photo's

Picture 1 • Picture 2 • Picture 3 • Picture 4

Since Brad told the whole world, the driver of the truck was none other than Brenna Sullenger I guess its ok for us to mention it too. One other fact that Brad conveniently omitted is that the management of Tillie's specifically told the FFF's NOT to park their truck on Tillie's property. The accident happened after the flower shop was closed.

After we were done escorting on Friday, we made a trip to the walk over on Kellogg. Some FFF's had hung Jesus loves you signs on the fence. Since public property cannot be used to support a religious message, the Maggot Punks corrected the violation.

Clam Digger is often seen making these signs or ones similar to it at the clinic. These signs have been stapled to trees, utility poles, place over regulatory traffic signs and placed at several other locations that they are forbidden to be.

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