Apparently, the FFF's were picketing and causing a disturbance at the La Quinta Inn, next to Tillie's, when the driver, who shall remain nameless for the time being, attempted a turn around under the canopy. This caused severe damage to the structure. Guess Troy Newman better get the big mooching sack out now.

The damage caused by the "truth" truck at Tillie's flower shop.

a special lady. That being said, it shouldn't be too much longer before we get claims that the flower shop deserved what it got.

At the clinic today, we arrived shortly after Brenna. About 30 minutes later, Tim comes slinking down the alley. Since he is now our comic relief, we burst out in laughter when we saw him. Noticeably agitated, Tim approached Mr Zero with the following words "I understand you are really good at puncturing things."

Mr Zero is pretty good at putting holes in his "scientific" theories derived from a platonic education and delusions of grandeur. We never did get any further explanation to his remark.

The interesting thing happened when the doctor arrived. As he pulled in, Tim started shouting "Phil Kline" over and

over. We tried to explain that Phil Kline did not in fact work at WHCS and was not on the property. Again, using rationale and empirical facts do nothing to calm the Metzker induced tantrum of the FFF.

After the repetitive sermon, Tim approached us and asked us what we thought of Phil Kline's plan to prosecute Dr Tiller once he was Attorney General. We wished him luck and went back to discussing large number theory among ourselves. Not drawing enough of our attention, Tim suggested that we start getting out some job applications because we were going to lose our jobs. For ten millionth time, WE DO NOT GET PAID TO BE PATIENT ESCORTS.

Tim then used his internet law degree to explain to each of us why we were all going to jail after we lost our jobs. By that time, our conversation had turned to the ethical ramifications of biometric technology and we continued to ignore him.

We did, however, confront Tim about his assertion that our friend and courageous champion of choice Scarlet (pictured left) called us

dick heads. With Scarlet standing right there we asked him to repeat himself. He seemed a little nervous at first as most people do when they are caught in a lie, but then backed off even further when he figured out that he was being confronted by a woman of obvious power. He insisted that everything he said was true and that it was obvious that Scarlet was a man hating lesbian (her husband was even more surprised by this revelation). Tim also offered a complete psychological profile of Scarlet based on her appearance and his personal experience with women (nah, too easy).

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