August 26, 2002 Traveling to another dimension

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I've had people say to me, look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God? I reply, 'Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?' --Ray Ramano

August 26, 2002
Traveling to another dimension

Not too much has happened over the weekend. Brad Bennett claimed that he and the other FFF's shut down Dr. Tiller's clinic on Saturday even though it was actually scheduled to be closed. When your life is as pointless as the FFF's, every little bit helps.

In our discussion forums, D-cubed posted a link to a great online movie called Bible Madness. If you haven't already, check it out. Click here to watch.

Troy Newman is back out with his mooching sack trying to raise money in order to put sick and disgusting pictures on the side of his new truck. God is having some budget constraints this year (what else is new) and is unable to miracle Troy $5,000. Interestingly, Tim told us on Friday (MP3 14seconds 165kb) that the truck was donated but in Troy's letter he says the truck was purchased.

This is probably another attempt by Tim to convince everyone that he is important. Well as James Randi said "No amount of belief makes something a fact."

Troy Newman dismounting his new trash truck.

Tim, with his Ph.D. in fucking idiocy.

We don't know exactly what pictures will be on the sides of the truck. Dig Doug Deeper has come up with a great suggestion and has illustrated his idea in this photo.

What do you think should be on the sides of the new truck? Click on the image of the truck below to get a full size file of the truck. Save the file to your hard drive (usually a right click on the image will bring up a menu, if you don't know how to do it, read the fucking instructions). Then decorate the truck as you think would be appropriate. After that, why not share your work with us. We will publish the submissions in a future column!

Troy's new truck! Click on the image for a full size version to add your suggestion for the new truck (2160 x1444 793kb)! Decorate it any way you see fit and share your work with us!

As promised on Friday, here are some audio excerpts from the "conversation" we had with Tim. Click on the links to hear the audio file. All of the audio is in MP3 format.

Mr Zero is the "head guy" and Tim knows what he does when he's alone! (0:35 411kb)
Scarlet called us "dick heads" (1:09 809kb)
The "god shaped vacuum" that creates god (1:48 1.2MB)
Tim is Jewish (0:33 393kb)
DDD doesn't know his history (1:19 937kb)
- Suggested readings on this topic (MP Discussion Forums)
Tim asks to be convinced that god doesn't exist but refuses to listen (1:19 933kb)
Tim is obligated to follow Mohammed, Tim can't take on 2 Atheists at one time (1:43 1.2MB)
Only the god of the western culture is correct (0:20 240kb)
If anyone makes up a god, they are wrong unless its Tim (0:38 453kb)
Tim questions the validity of microscopes (0:24 288kb)
If we used 100% of our brain, we wouldn't need to go to school (1:48 1.2MB)
- Suggested readins on this topic (MP Discussion Forums)
Each year we use more of our brain capacity otherwise we wouldn't go to school (1:02 733kb)
Tim explains the nature of atheism and threatens DDD with Troy (0:35 421kb)
Tim the mind reader (0:35 421kb)
The metric system is the root of all evil (0:09 51kb)
Finally, the scientific evidence of a god but its based on theory (0:35 414kb)
Tim analyzes the earth's orbit around the sun with no background in astronomy (1:08 806kb)
- Sugested readings on this topic (MP discussion forums)
DDD explains the definition of elliptical orbit (1:05 765kb)
DOLS explains the orbit of the earth with a background in astronomy (1:15 883kb)
People on drugs travel to another dimension (1:14 875kb)

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