If you are a Fanatical Fundy Freak (FFF), you probably have not noticed the fact that the quote at the top of the page changes each time the site is updated. We only point this out today because the quote from Russell is very relevant to our subject matter. If you would like to view all of the quotes that we have used, we keep them stored in a little file called quotes.

The Russell quote is important because on Saturday's Godarchy line, Brad Bennett decided to rant about a press conference held by Pro-Kan-Do on the 15th. He speaks with authority and gives all the details. To the FFF ear, it is clear that he was there. The only problem is that he was not present. Check our article from the 15th which features a picture of the "truth crew".

The events of the press conference were relayed to Brad by one of five people who have a hard time with the processes of observation and interpretation to begin with. Brenna Suellenger, having perhaps the highest IQ (62) among the five, probably was not the person who told

Brad about the events of the press conference (she is a woman and is biblically commanded to remain silent and is inferior to the men in the group). The events of August 15 were most likely relayed to Brad by Jeff Herzog (like that would be anywhere near accurate) or Troy Newman (who tried to by a speculum from us, click here to read the story). Both of which have demonstrated an intellectual prowess that is questionable at best. Then, the account was interpreted by Brad whose brain can mostly closely be compared to that of a Shih Tzu with a concussion. Furthermore, Brad's judgment (if we may call it such) is clouded by so much hate and intense desire to show himself superior, that anything he says can hardly be considered for even the most rudimentary of accuracy tests.

Brad gets on his little phone line (316.946.7075) and rants and raves about the Maggot Punks even though he wasn't there. Click here to hear the entire rant (MP3 Format, 8:27, 5.97MB). He starts off ranting about Big Brothers/Sisters allowing openly gay adults to be mentors to children. He apparently forgives Terry Fox for only being concerned with his building project because Terry will preach about the evils of homosexuality from his pulpit on August 18.

Then he finally gets to the part about the press conference. One of the first errors that he makes is to say that the Courageous Champions of Choice (CCC's) were "freaked out" to see the five imbeciles, he calls the truth team, show up at the press conference. He also lays down a quote from CCC Paul Wilson that quite simply was never said (14 seconds, 168kb).

After the lie about Paul, Brad takes a shot at Mr Zero, mentioning him by name (they misspelled in online on the 16th) and then saying he looked like a weeks worth of hangover's (12 seconds, 143kb). Well first of all, Brad, you have no room to talk because Mr Zero still looked better than you. What's more, the account you were given was inaccurate, Mr Zero looked like 3 months of hangover. Get your facts straight before you shoot off your mouth. Let's not forget that Mr Zero can sober up while Brad will always be ugly.

Next Brad incorrectly relays the "booger" incident. He starts by saying that D-cubed and Mr Zero drove up beside Michelle Herzog. The truth is that the two of them were trying to ignore Michelle and she kept shouting at the two Maggot Punks even though their windows were rolled up and they were stopped one half of a car length in front of her. She pulled up and continued her shouting so the Maggot Punks stuck their middle fingers up their nose all the

way to the wrist and did not pretend to eat their boogers but actually did. In answer to Michelle's question; it tasted like a mouth full of Jesus (20 seconds, 245kb). Michelle was called from the clinic because of pathetic representation that FFF's had at the clinic. We got her to contradict herself about 10 times in 5 minutes. Annie asked her for pamphlets and she naive enough to give them up, twice. They, of course, went right into the dumpster.

Michelle and the rest of the terrorists for Christ decided not to come out. Obviously they had enough of the Maggot Punks. Chalk up another one for the good guys.

Brad also suggested that we turn to Jesus and we won't ever be bored again. That is true, living in a fantasy world is not boring at all. When reality becomes mundane you can just make up a new reality that will fan the flames of your hate even more.

Brad then goes on to say that we are acting like grade school children and embarrassing the other CCC's. Kind of like calling your own son a sodomite? (10 seconds, 119kb)

Next Brad quotes a questionable scientific study that suggests that women need more mental health treatment after abortion. The study also suggests that one woman was able to resolve grief after giving birth to a son (13 seconds, 163kb).

Sigmund Freud suggested that a woman could overcome the grief, guilt and anxiety of penis envy by giving birth to a male child sired by her father. We'll let everyone draw their own conclusions to that comment.

Its now time for a fun game of Who the Hell Said That. The game is pretty simple. We will give you a quote from some weirdo Christian and you will get to choose from a list and tell us who the idiot was that uttered such an intellectually incompetent collocation. So here is the quote:

Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith.... We need believing people.

Click here to tell us who said it! (registration with the Maggot Punks discussion forums required, don't worry we don't spam).

Je suis la loi!

Love us or hate us, if you have to e-mail us click here.

© 2002 by the Maggot Punks. No portion of this website may be reproduced without express written permission. All rights reserved.