Thursday wasn't supposed to begin with a confrontation with the antis but they have a habit of looking for trouble. D-cubed, Mr. Zero and Annie Sprinkles attending a press conference for a pro-choice political action committee, so did Operation Rescue (not Operation Save America those splitters). Thanks to their desire to disrupt this peaceful proceedings Mr. Zero and D-cubed had to act as bouncers so the fundies wouldn't trash the suite. Since they wouldn't be allowed in (even though Troy Newman grabbed D-cubed ass for some reason) they continued to remain on private property until four cop cars showed up and escorted them off the property. Of course

the antis wouldn't go without a fight and berated the police with their threats and insults. However one anti managed to slip by us and infiltrated the conference. Fortunately for us it was Tim, who doesn't happen to be the brightest nut in the barrel. Once we went inside and pointed him out to everyone else he made a quick exit through the back door. On a side note the fundies make a lot of money from abortion, Unibomber and Tim drove away in brand new cars. In case you missed Wednesday's report Dan purchased a new Excursion which starts at $35,300 and proudly supports international terrorism with it's lousy gas mileage.

The whole thing made the Wichita Eagle. Click here to read the story.

Friday at clinic, there were several Anti's present. A man who abuses musical instruments showed up in a lime green pick up truck. He informed us that he did not play the violin but the viola. We stand corrected. He wouldn't get out of his truck for a while and when he did, he sat in the back and read his bible for about 30 minutes.

We went down to Kellogg with the rest of the musical group. Mr Zero struck up a conversation with him. He told him that he could be a musician if Zero could teach him math. Please be aware that Mr Zero is only human and an IQ of 60 or better is required for anything above arithmetic.

Then he claimed to DDD that he died once (doesn't look like he really recovered). He never did provide any further explanation to this claim.

Jeff and Michelle Herzog showed up. Jeff has a new haircut that makes him look like the missing link.

They brought their children along (with no socks) and their dogs. Both of the dogs were on a leash but the children were allowed to run free. The youngest almost got run over by a car. This just goes to show that the FFF's are not concerned about a child after it is born.

The mean teens showed up today. Justin had on a shirt that said "Gun control worked for Hitler." When a police officer questioned him about his shirt, he said that he was opposed to gun control but he didn't personally own a gun. This seems to be a recurring theme among FFF's. Apparently, Jesus wanted everyone to carry a gun. Works for us!

Tim also showed up and has apparently started taking fashion advice from Brenna. The shirt was atrocious. The blue sunglasses didn't help either. We tried to get his picture but he is so ashamed of his association with the antis that he constantly hides behind his sign. Not to worry, we have some pictures of him. Click on his name above to see them!

Toward the end of the day, convicted terrorist for Christ - Jennifer Sperle showed up with her 5 children who are supported by welfare. She was clad in a red jumpsuit. We have decided not to publish those

pictures because we respect our fellow human beings. When Mr Zero asked her if his house was in danger of being fire bombed, Randy Richardson jumped to her defense almost immediately. Guess we know where Randy is coming from now.

Part of Justin's mean teen crew decided to confront us about all the things we wrote about her on our website on August 9. She said that she had 3 things to tell us:

1. We should not have said she was a lesbian because she hasn't come out of the closet yet.
2. The picture at left was not a condom, it was a balloon. We should have known that because Lesbians have no use for condoms.
3. The Maggot Punk's friend who has a Rainbow Coalition sticker on her car actually wants a sex change because everyone with a rainbow on their car is a transsexual.

Justin of JCredible11@aol.com fame decided to fire back another pathetic salvo in his insistance that hitler was an atheist. If you didn't catch it on August 14, here is the entire exchange:

Your ignorance of how the nazis were is just laughable. First off, Hitler was
not a Christian. He was a Catholic, but in private his ultimate goal was to
eliminate Christianity. He supported Islam as a much stronger religion. This
is verified in his own book and supported by other books after WW2. Secondly
the Nazis were socialists. Why do you think their party was the National
Socialist German Workers Party. They killed other communists and socialists
because they were threats to their own party not because they clashed
ideologically. Some basic research of nazi economic policy will confirm this.
I hope this actually educates you.
Justin

Just for shits and giggles, Dig Doug Deeper decided to dignify this intellectual Yugo with a response:

Sorry you didn't consider researching the issue but I had already presented evidence of Hitler's Christianity in a previous headline. Your argument that Hitler renounced his Christianity in private is absurd since you weren't Hitler's confidant. Never did he write in his books how he renounced his religion, but rather he expressed in Mein Kampf how it was his holy duty to rid the world of the Jews. As I have already mentioned before a large influence on his thinking was Martin Luther's On The Jews And Their Lies.

Your lack of knowledge on the difference between socialism and fascism doesn't surprise me, just as your argument that the Nazi party is socialist simply because it has socialist in it's name is weak. An economic policy is not based on title alone. Perhaps these essays could enlighten you on the
differences:
http://flag.blackened.net/revolt/talks/fascism.html
http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Fascism
http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Socialism

I hope this educates you.
D-cubed

Justin decided to fire back! This was his luke warm reply:

Actually i have read many articles on this subject. If you actually want insider information on Hitler read Inside the Third Reich by Albert Speer. There you will learn about Hitler and his bashing of Christianity. Since Speer was one of his Ministers. Secondly as even in your own article cites facism "engages in severe economic and social regimentation". This defintion could easily fit any socialist country. The examples they give are Cuba and China which are quasi communist/socialist nations. But to look further into Nazi economic policy to prove they are socialist you need to do simple research. They increased taxes to promote a national health care system, massive public works projects and just a general control over society. The point is the Nazis were just big government totaltarians just like any socialist is.

Justin

Once again, Dig Doug Deeper has to set this "person" straight: