We started our day out at the central clinic. When we arrived, Brenna Sullenger was present and violating all known laws of fashion with a sleeveless shirt and a fishnet shawl. The problem was that the arms on the shawl were only 1.5 cm in diameter and Brenna's arms are about 39 cm. There was flesh trying to escape out of every hole. It turned Mr Zero on so much he was sent to the alley to nullify Dixie. Brenna left about 9:15. We're not exactly sure what her definition of "effective" is but we don't think Flip would approve. Troy Newman didn't even show up at all today.

Down in the alley, Dixie was having a conversation with the wall. Mr Zero tried to explain to her that no patients had showed up yet but she insisted that they had. Her evidence was the fact that she had arrived 10 minutes before Mr Zero.

Once again, reason and rational thought had nothing to do with the conversation. Mr Zero ran into the clinic to check to see if any patients had arrived and sure enough, no one was in the clinic except the staff.

Dixie pointed to a car in the parking lot and insisted that it was a patient's car. The only problem was that she was pointing to a staff member's car.

Bob and Michael Hagen showed up but the didn't seem to be having a very good time until Jennifer Sperle and her five children (she is pregnant again) showed up. Then their eyes seemed to light up.

They gathered 'round the children and helped Jennifer set up a blanket for her kids on private property. It didn't seem to bother Jennifer that the owner of the house behind the clinic had posted signs warning of legal ramifications if anyone set foot on his property. Why should it bother her? She has demonstrated, in no uncertain terms, that the only use she has for the law is the part about tax payer's giving her money because she refuses to work.

She will ignore legal orders when it suits her but you can bet she will be in court screaming Republican family values the second they cut off her welfare check.

Across town it was "exploit your children" day. All of the FFF's brought their kids out for group brain washing. They had ice cream, hot dogs and pastor Dan preaching hate and separation.

Children were forced to hold signs and shout at cars. On several occasions, the kids stepped onto the property of the clinic. The Maggot Punks tried to be nice and use words such as "please" to resolve the situation. However, the FFF's taking advantage of the good nature of the Maggot Punks began actively encouraging their children to trespass. So the Maggot Punks had to get nasty.

Donna Liphodt, with her face covered in make-up, approached Mr Zero and told him that he was not permitted to yell at the children (must be her job). To which Mr Zero, still in disgust over the lipstick, told her, as politely as he could, to shake her Tammy Faye lookin' ass back down under the rock she came out of. This was, of course, not well received by Donna. However, a recent poll of the Maggot Punks indicates that no one really cares.

Bob was having the time of his life with all the kids around. Interestingly, the parents seemed more concerned with Bob then they did with the Maggot

Punks. Could this be because the Maggot Punks are not pedophiles?

Toward the end of the day, Mr Zero attempted to photograph some chalk drawing on the sidewalk. As he was doing that, an overweight, self absorbed FFF told him to leave her signs alone. "These are MY property so don't touch them." Even Randy Richardson told her that Mr Zero was not interested in her signs. However, because the world does, in fact revolve around this beauty queen, it must have been Mr Zero's intention to disturb her signs.

The Maggot Punks and their friend Scarlet had another run in with this piece of eye candy back in the first part of July. That was the first time that the FFF's decided to bring their children out. Today, the temperature

was only about 90 degrees while the first "kid's day" toped out at 106 degrees.

Perhaps when the temperature falls below freezing we can have another kids day? After all the more you suffer, the more god loves you and giving 15 or 20 percent of your income instead of the biblically mandated 10% is suffering!

Regarding our August 13th story; a reader informs us that we know nothing about Nazi's or their ideological positions. This gray matter impoverished individual goes by a professional wrestler's name with his email address being JCredible11@aol.com. In an attempt to "educate" us, he writes:

Your ignorance of how the nazis were is just laughable. First off, Hitler was not a Christian. He was a Catholic, but in private his ultimate goal was to eliminate Christianity. He supported Islam as a much stronger religion. This is verified in his own book and supported by other books after WW2. Secondly the Nazis were socialists. Why do you think their party was the National Socialist German Workers Party. They killed other communists and socialists because they were threats to their own party not because they clashed ideologically. Some basic research of nazi economic policy will confirm this. I hope this actually educates you.
Justin

Just for shits and giggles, Dig Doug Deeper decided to dignify this intellectual Yugo with a response:

Sorry you didn't consider researching the issue but I had already presented evidence of Hitler's Christianity in a previous headline. Your argument that Hitler renounced his Christianity in private is absurd since you weren't Hitler's confidant. Never did he write in his books how he renounced his religion, but rather he expressed in Mein Kampf how it was his holy duty to rid the world of the Jews. As I have already mentioned before a large influence on his thinking was Martin Luther's On The Jews And Their Lies.

Your lack of knowledge on the difference between socialism and fascism doesn't surprise me, just as your argument that the Nazi party is socialist simply because it has socialist in it's name is weak. An economic policy is not based on title alone. Perhaps these essays could enlighten you on the
differences:
http://flag.blackened.net/revolt/talks/fascism.html
http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Fascism
http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Socialism

I hope this educates you.
D-cubed