The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn. --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr

August 13, 2002
Fred Phelps Jr. Pays Us A Visit


Fred Phelps Jr wears his opinion on his shirt! "Intolerance" Good thing that we don't share those opinions or we would have to kill him.

We are stupid Nazis. That is what the Courageous Champions of Choice were called today by a new nut from Denver we shall name Fred Phelps Jr. Fred came up to the clinic gate and asked us if we worked here [at the clinic]. I said no, and responded with, "Do you work here." He said yes, and later on said he was paid $83 an hour. This wasn't going to be the only lie he espoused today but to get them all it is best you listen to our recording of the event. After that short exchange he asked us if we knew who the Nazis were, he didn't like my answer and spent the rest of the day spreading his Xian love by calling us stupid Nazis.

Although I covered this issue in a past headline with Rev. Dan perhaps I should go farther in educating the fundies in what the Nazis believe. Once we scan over their ideology it would obscene to conclude that CCC's are Nazis or Nazi supporters.

As a pro-choice, left-wing, socialist, anti-corporate, pro-privacy, anti-big brother government Atheist I wouldn't fit the ideal of a Nazi. The Nazi's are fascists which is the exact opposite of socialism. In fact fascism was created in opposition to socialism. It is no surprise Hitler and the Nazis used Communists as scapegoats, often referring to them as godless and it was their spiritual duty to combat Communism. Trade unions were ended, socialists and Communists were executed, abortion was outlawed, police invasions of privacy were legal and women were treated as subservient to male authority.

The Nazi view of women is similar to the fundamentalist Christian view of women, at least the fundy protesters we encounter at the clinic. According to a British university's website feminism was considered a societal evil (the escorts encourage feminism), women shouldn't work (MPs support a woman's right to work with equal pay for equal work), abortion was considered a crime since increased

fertility were desirable (obviously we support the right to abortion), women should stay out of politics (MPs help on campaigns of female politicians), so when it comes to women the Maggot Punks can't be enlisted amongst the Nazi regime.

How else are the MP not like Nazis? Well there are many ways. As covered before Hitler was a Christian and encouraged Christianity in Germany and only Christians were allowed in the Nazi party. Obviously since we are all Atheists we wouldn't make very good Nazis. The clinic protesters are all Christian so they are more likely to be eligible for party membership. The Nazis also hated Jews which was common in the European culture at the time. Jews were viewed as Christ killers. Since the MPs are Atheists we don't give a crap about the bible's mythology so we don't hold a grudge against the Jews, not anymore than we do against Christians, Hindus or New Agers. We certainly don't condemn Jews to hell or target them as scapegoats for degrading society. So for being anti-Semitic we'd have to look at the Christians who have religious motivations for such hatred.

Then there is the economic system of Nazism. The Nazis controlled the centers of production for the benefit of advancing the state and the rich upper-class. Hitler was put in power by the corporate elite and they were paid back for it with huge government contracts (sounds like a current President we know). Worker's rights were removed, trade unions were abolished, strikers were arrested and imprisoned, taxes were created that solely benefited religious groups. Essentially the fascist state creates a huge bureaucracy in the economic system and promotes


Fred Phelps Jr. also likes to wear his ignorance on his shirt!

the establishments of monopolies. It's neither capitalism which promotes free trade and lack of government interference in business, nor is it socialism which controls the basic necessities of production for the benefit of all societal levels (such as power, transportation and health care) but does not incorporate all levels of production as in fascism (yes, Stalin's government was fascist and only Communist in name).

Well enough of that. Freddy Jr. only views all supporters of abortion rights as Nazis. He has a very narrow view of history and reality. Since he was only interested in spewing Christian insults there was no point in attempting to educate him. Don't think I'm through with him yet since he did wear a silly little OSA shirt that contained many factual errors.

His shirt on the front said "Intolerance. Jesus said…" And on the back it claimed that Jesus condemned homosexuality as a sin, Islam as wrong and abortion as a sin. First off there is nowhere in the New Testament where Jesus makes reference to homosexuals. He did intervene in a stoning of an adulterer and said the famous phrase, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Apparently Freddy Jr. thinks he is free of sin. Since he condemned the MPs to hell he must be sinless because only god has the authority to send people to hell. Sounds like blasphemy is a sin and offense against god, but what does he care about the facts? As for Islam Jesus never made mention of it. Islam wasn't created until many years after the death of Jesus. Mohammed was born in 570 AD so Jesus would have to be a very old prophet to have condemned Mohammed as wrong. The third point is also false. Abortion isn't mentioned by Jesus anywhere in the New Testament so he couldn't have condemned that either. The Maggot Punks
have never accused fundamentalist Xians of being knowledgeable about the bible.

To end up the day Freddy went out in front of a patient's care, stopped it and placed his hands on the hood. Normally a mandatory fine of $3000 and some time in prison but he was lucky to get a warning. The police officer had to get out into the rain and pull him aside. As expected Freddy denounced the officer as a stupid Nazi among other insults. The other Christians at the clinic didn’t care to associate with him, I don't blame them.

As promised on August 13, here are the highlights from our conversation with Fred Phelps, Jr.

If you have listened to the entire file, you know that there are several inaudible parts. We have tried to highlight some of the more clear (technically) and interesting parts. Not one word of rational thought came out of FPJ's mouth all day, it was mostly just hate and ignorance which should be expected from an FFF.

Click on the link to hear the audio file.

Clip 1 (18 seconds, 221kb)

Mr Zero (MZ): So what were we talking about?
Fred Phelps Jr (FPJ): We were talking about you being a stupid Nazi.
MZ: Oh, OK.
FPJ: So like, how much do you make for each baby that dies? Like what percentage do you get?
MZ: Actually this is volunteer.
FPJ: Volunteer? Wow! You're a hardcore Nazi.
MZ: Yeah
FPJ: Stupid idiot.
MZ: You know, you're a real nice guy. I like you.
FPJ: Oh, I...I don't like you at all.

Clip 2 (27 seconds, 326kb)

FPJ:In fact, my god hates your guts!
MZ: OK
FPJ: My god's name is Jesus Christ. If you ever want to know anything more about him...
MZ: Uh-Huh
FPJ: You can open the Bible...
MZ: OK
FPJ: And see what he said about people like you
MZ: OK
FPJ: He called you fools
MZ: Uh-huh
FPJ: Dogs...Uh...What else? ...sons of the devil. Do you know who the devil is?
MZ: I'm the devil
FPJ: You are?
MZ: Yeah.
FPJ: Wow! I've always wanted to meet you and like...spit on your shoes.
MZ: Are you gonna spit on my shoes?

Clip 3 (6 seconds, 81kb)

FPJ: [inaudible] I get paid $83 an hour to be here
Dig Doug Deeper (DDD): You get paid because of abortion, how 'bout that?


Clip 4 (22 seconds, 267kb)

DDD: Do you have evidence of this?
FPJ: Evidence that you like killing little babies? Actually, I have a lot.
DDD: No about the forced abortions?
FPJ: That they actually happen? (laughs)
MZ: [inaudible]
FPJ: You stupid Nazi
MZ: What's...What's the evidence that I like killing little babies? Where's the evidence? I wanna see this.
FPJ: There is none...there is none
MZ: Well just a second ago you said...
FPJ: No, I lied.
MZ: [inaudible]
FPJ: There is no evidence that you like killing babies...

Clip 5 (23 seconds, 278kb)

FPJ: What school did you go to, to like..learn your world view? Or did you depart from your world view that your school taught you and become something else?
MZ: What...What do you think my school taught me?
FPJ: Why do I think you went to school? Is that what you were gonna ask me?
MZ: No, what do you think my school taught me?
FPJ: Your school? Let's see...I would guess your school taught you that child killing is not a bad thing.

Clip 6 (12 seconds, 149kb)

MZ: So where did you go to school?
FPJ: I went to school...uh...in...your school. Except it got a lot better before you left and they taught us not to kill kids.
MZ: Oh, OK. So what school did we go to?
FPJ: Um, I forget.

Clip 7 (25 seconds, 304kb)

MZ: This here is my friend Annie.
FPJ: So...I'm curious...like how many guys have used you in the last month.
Annie Sprinkles (AS): What the fuck? What?
DDD: He knows all about you already. He knows our world view but he won't say it.
[Inaudible]
FPJ: Are you a filthy dyke?
[inaudible]
AS: I'm gonna kick you in the head.
FPJ: Kick me in the head?
AS: I really want to.
FPJ: Kick me in the head with [inaudible]
AS: Filthy dyke?

Clip 8 (12 seconds, 149kb)

FPJ: I'm wondering if anything intelligent is going to come out of your mouth today.
MZ: We were wondering the same thing about you.
FPJ: None of us... either I am completely unintelligent, you are completely unintelligent or we both are
.

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