What a fun filled day we had at the clinic! Three Maggot Punks, 5 other courageous champions of choice and and a group of Fanatical Fundy Freaks (FFF's) with a combined IQ of 17.

At first, we had Bob and Randy. Neither of them were causing much trouble. Then we had the loser among losers show up - Rex. At first all he did was stand around with his sign so we didn't pay much attention to him.

He decided to confront a courageous champion of choice and asked her if she enjoyed being pregnant and being a mother. She said that if it were his "sperm" that fertilized her ovum, she would abort it twice. Can't really say that we blame her too much but that really seemed to offend Rex.

After a while, Rex decides to confront Dig Doug Deeper. This led to Rex admitting to being a convicted felon, owing guns, being divorced, having sex only twice (because he says each time intercourse is performed a woman must get pregnant), having two kids and being a high school drop out.

His lack of education was apparent when he told Mr Zero "you don't know nothin'". Yeah? Well we don't use no double negatives 'round here. Mr Zero tried to let him out of it by explaining that double negatives are used in the United States Constitution. His response was "you're lucky I'm a Christian". Was that a threat? Guess we better call the cops.

Speaking of calling the cops, Rex was jumping in front of patient cars all day long. On one occasion he deliberately walked out in front of a car, stopped directly in front of it and turned to face the driver and passenger. The driver was not too happy about this and bumped him. Rex insisted that he was going to call the cops and press

charges but we never saw him get on the phone nor did we see police the entire day.

Tweedle Dumb and the mean teen brat pack showed up today. Justin was dressed like an idiot as usual. In attempting to make conversation with "him" we asked him if he would date a woman who did not shave her pits. His response was "I don't really date at all." No one on the scene was particularly surprised by this revelation.

We got into a screaming match with some of the other FFF's who were shouting at patients. After that was over, we asked these individuals why they didn't yell with the others. They told us that they didn't think abortion was right.

Great, but it didn't even begin to answer the question (seems like we have that problem quite a bit). When pressed, Justin simply said that he didn't want to yell.

Then we asked Justin and the rest of the crew to rate their effectiveness as protesters. They told us that the power of prayer was greater then the power of a human voice.

So the mystery still remains! If god hates the abortion clinic so much and so many of his followers are asking him to shut it down, then why is it still open and doing well. Could it be that there is no god and these idiots are simply wasting their lives talking to their imaginary friend?

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