If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then? -- David Feherty 

August 8, 2002
Drunk Moron Day

Arriving on the scene only Dixie and Jeff were present. As always in typical form they were screaming at the clinic walls with shouts of obscenities and insults. Jeff had the pleasure of standing at the street corner pissing off whomever came by. One lone gentleman from across the street told us what we already knew calling the fundies hypocrities who don't give a dink about the homeless and poor. Jeff gave him the fundy "fuck you" response by telling him to repent for his sins and accept Jesus. I asked Jeff to go to him and tell him in his face but Jeff had trouble comprehending what I was saying.

Jeff wasn't or rather isn't the brightest stain on a prom queen's evening gown. He said life begins at conception so I asked him if he supported the use of condoms to prevent abortions. He refused to answer, or perhaps a 'yes or no' question was a bit too challenging. About that time Troy and his crew arrived (as a result Dixie immediately left apparently intimidated by Troy's good looks).


Jeff gave us some audio today! Click here to hear what he had to say (MP3 104k)

I asked the question to Troy. Troy said he doesn't prefer to use condoms himself but doesn't have a problem if others use them since they don't harm a fertilized egg.

Troy also managed to get a complete stranger to come up to him and confront him. A lovely young woman who was picking up her friend walked up with a huge smile on her face. She told Troy and his cronies that they'd have to stand before gawd alone and answer for their crimes. Troy verbally assaulted her telling her she was killing her baby. Problem is she never came for an abortion (as she wasn't even pregnant). Heck, she even says she prays daily for a pregnancy. So Troy couldn't say much other than tell her she wasn't a true


Dixie is corrupting the young!

Christian for not turning her friend into the Xian thought police. I told Troy to update his website so he left in a huff.

Before the testosterone crew left they had a mini-circle jerk. Tim, the half-wit Troy lackey said he didn't pray for me but preyed on me and asked gawd to prey on me. Hmmm, I thought casting hexes was only done by those false religions.

 

 

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