This week has been boring as hell. Most of the FFF's are in Dallas for the Operation Screw America rally. You may think that we would welcome the break. Not so, we live to irritate these "people". A few courageous champions of choice were planning on going to Dallas to act as hemorhoids but decided against it given the fact that it is legal to kill an Atheist in Texas (its a joke, put your gun away).

Tuesday morning was about the most excitement we had all week. Early in the morning, Dragon Pimp called Troy Newman and told him to "bring me some fucking donuts". Amazingly enough he shows up with 2 dozen Krispy Kremes. Thanks Troy! This will probably earn him a spot on the "false Christian" list kept by Brad Bennett.

Dixie didn't show up on Tuesday so Mr Zero called her and told her to get her lazy ass out the clinic. She said that she never comes out on Tuesday. I think we punked her out.

Prom Queen was present. The Maggot Punks went down to Kellogg and decided to strike up a conversation with him. That was a mistake. He called us faggots and said "keep your distance".

Dragon Pimp tried to speak calmly to him and use reason. That didn't seem to work so we turned Fu Man Chu loose on him. After realizing that he was making an ass of himself because we just wanted to talk, he bravely turned his back on us and continued with his assault on women's rights.

We all went down to Kellogg and started singing Uncle Fucker. Around the "mow the lawn" line, we were approached, nay, charged by a woman who was going to give us a piece of her mind (not that there was a lot to go around). She said "Y'all creeps. Youz young and gots a lot to larn." We decided we needed a picture of her but for some reason she didn't want to pose for us. D-cubed got the best one of her. We tried to explain to her that we were not "creeps" but Maggot Punks.

Wednesday at Central street, a few anti's showed up. Dixie decided to show up so she wouldn't get a phone call at home. A friend of Troy's (I think his name is Tim) was also present. He spent most of the day protecting Dixie from Mr Zero.

Tim said that Mr Zero had ruined Dixie's eardrum when he screamed in her ear. We have yet to see any evidence of injury or medical treatment. However, Dixie doesn't seem to hear us when we tell her to get her slef righteous ass out of the driveway and stop blocking cars but that probably doesn't have anything to do with her eardrum.

CCC Maria kept several of the FFF's occupied by having friendly conversationswith them. So friendly, in fact, that she walked away with an autographed copy of Their Blood Cries Out. This is a feat that several CCC's have been trying for years to accomplish.

So its like, if your nice to them, they give you things?

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