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July
12, 2002
Brenna Paints Her Head |
 If reproductive rights are taken away in this nation, Karen can make an excellent living washing windows. |
All in all a good day defending the right of women to exercise control over their own bodies. The anti-choice protesters were sparse today but we still had a good time. Karen Meyer, AKA Speedbump was in typical form by jumping out in front of cars because she knows what's best for everyone even though she has no idea who the person is or where they come from. We called the cops on Karen today. By the time the police arrived, she was up on Kellogg and claimed she had done nothing wrong. She also told me a little later that I would have to answer to god for doing that. Karen, let me run this bible verse past you: |
Karen knows full well that it is against the law to jump out in front of cars. Will Karen have to answer for that? Of course not, god told her to be a butt head. The "too sexy for my socks" guy was also present today. He was wearing an orange shirt. Spunky wanted her picture with him. I have no explanation as to why she wanted to defile herself like that. Also present today was Birdsnest. The "pants" she was wearing were atrocious. She strutted around and took some video. |
 Wonder if his pecker sticks out as far as the gut? |
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When I volunteered to be in her little home movie, she wouldn't even look at me. She went on reading her Dr Suees on the sidewalk. Try talking to us sometime, its not that painful. Perhaps the biggest shock of the day was Brenna's head. For some reason she decided to make her hair red. Again, I have no explanation as to why she did this. I asked her and she didn't even have a good explanation. Justin, AKA Carrot Top Poser, was there making another one of his drug induced fashion statements. Today, instead of wearing a polyester leisure jacket in 90 degree weather or wearing a jacket with the word punk above a cross, he had a rubber pig attached to his backpack. At first we thought it was representative of a pig fetus so we asked him about it. He said it was a dog toy. Our natural reflex came back with "for her, right?" About 10 seconds after that, Female-Carrot-Top came back with "did it take you all night to come up with that". No, dear child, it took me less than a half a second. Where is your witty retort? Troy Newman was also at the clinic today launching an ineffective assault on women's rights. He was in good spirits today. We traded a few insults and made fun of Brenna but other then that, he didn't cause a lot of trouble. Did you know that Troy Newman tried to buy a speculum from us? Click here to read the story and see the pictures (clean ones). |
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Noticeably absent today were Brad Bennett and the Herzog crew. Perhaps brad is a little nervous coming out when the Maggot Punks are there. On Wednesday, we played a sound recording of his own words insulting a police officer by name. Then the self important Bennentt found himself the recipient of a bouncing baby parking ticket. When he tried to get out of it, his proclamations of divine orders fell on deaf ears. I'm sure he will be stabbing everyone in the back on the Godarchy line this weekend. Haven't seen Jeff or Michelle out all week. |
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