We had just a super duper phun time at the clinic today. There were enough FFF's there to raise their aggregate IQ to well over 75! Apparently, they decided to have ice cream and have everyone bring their kids out. The children were hot, bored and unruly as could be expected. We spent most of the time trying to keep the kids off of clinic property. The parents did not help, in fact, they were encouraging their kids to jump off the sidewalk onto the property. Thanks guys.

We had lots of new and different FFF's out today. First we start with two self righteous make up abusers standing on the curve by Scarlet. They shouted out "the fool says in his heart that there is no god" to which I replied "the wise man says it in his head". All I got back was "you're wrong". Wow

what a retort. After they told me I was wrong about 50 times I asked them why we were talking if I am so wrong. "We have a right to talk" was their reply. Well no one ever said you couldn't talk, I simply asked what the purpose of the conversation was. Then we got "I'm just standing here talking to my girlfriend" which prompted Scarlet to question their sexual orientation. They told scarlet "You are the most hate filled and perverse woman I have ever seen." I volunteered to show them someone even more perverse than Scarlet and introduced them to Spunky. Didn't hear another peep out them the rest of the day. Thanks Spunky.

Next we had Monica. Dragon Pimp and I had to go down to Kellogg to keep a leash on Dixie who was jumping out in front of cars. Monica approached us and begged for just 2

minutes of our time. I told her I would listen to what she had to say if she would hold still to take a picture of her shadow (long story). She agreed and we spent the next 120 seconds listening to a story about how she almost got raped by a car load of drunk college kids when her car broke down. She prayed to god to help her and that's why they didn't rape her. Could it be that the car load of guys weren't rapists? Nah, it was divine intervention. She told us that her alcoholic father cried when he heard that.

There were some police officers at the clinic today. One of them was very interested in the sound recordings I had of the Godarchy line probably because he was mentioned by name. Brad Bennett decided to lie and insult two police officers by name (MP3 sound file). While we were playing it Brad was cowering

behind Jenny and Dixie. The officer took it in stride and then went about his business. The real fun started when Brad got a parking ticket and demanded of the officer that he insulted that he be let out of it. Since Brad has never done anything wrong, he tried to explain to the officer that he had not been parked in his space for more than 30 minutes. Perhaps Brad's words would have fallen on a more sympathetic ear had he not insulted the police officers. I'm sure Brad will stab them in the back this weekend on the Godarchy line. Call and listen for yourself (316.946.7075). He usually updates it on Saturday and Sunday mornings.

Troy Newman was conspicuously absent today. He had emailed me on Monday and told me he had a surprise for me on Wednesday. He said "Mr ?? will be in

town". I think it was his intention to deliver Mr ?? at Central. The only problem was that the Central clinic was closed today. I was at home in bed while Troy, Brenna and Mr ?? were at Central. I was feeling so let down that I called Troy to tell him to get his lazy ass out to the clinic and give me my fucking surprise. He said "The clinic is closed today". "The OTHER clinic, Troy." Turns out that my surprise was the mini trash truck driven by Santa Clause on crack. Troy told me that this "person" was a friend of his and I had gotten my surprise early. I asked Troy what I should call this guy, like a first name or a nick name. I swear he said "Well if you're Mr Zero, then call him Mr Hero. Because he is my hero!". Might I suggest a change in role models? Click here to see Troy Newman's hero. Did you know that Troy Newman tried to buy a speculum from us? Click here to read the story and see the pictures (clean ones).

After most of the FFF's had left, Dixie, Jenny and Bob stayed behind. They tried to get into an argument with police asserting that they had the right to break whatever law they wanted because god told them to. I asked permission to interject into the conversation and like an idiot tried to reason with Dixie. Here is how it went:

MZ: Dixie, regardless of your opinion, abortion is legal and there is nothing going on in there that breaks any law. If there was, these officers would go in there and stomp their guts out.
Dixie: It is not legal.
MZ: Yes it is.
Dixie: It's murder and that's not legal.
MZ: It is not murder. If it was…
Dixie: God says its murder
MZ: Well god is not a legislator. If there was something going on in there…
Bob: Human behavior is not law.
MZ: Oh, grow a dick, Bob.
Dixie: Babies are being killed.
MZ: No they're not. A fetus is not a baby.
Dixie: It is a baby. You've never carried a baby in your womb.
MZ: And hopefully I never will
Dixie: How can you stand by and let this happen? (to the policeman)
Officer: It's not illegal
Dixie: Yes it is.
Bob: Its against god's law.
Officer: I don't enforce god's law.
Dixie: You'll have to answer to god for that.
Bob: You can't legislate morality.
MZ: This is going no where, screw you guys, I'm goin' home.

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