Relatively quiet day at the clinic today. Mr Zero arrived early to find a group of Catholics pacing the sidewalk chanting their rosary. They stopped and got out of the way when cars came through the driveway. All in all they were a peaceful group.

Calm Digger and Randy showed up. Both said hi and kept out of trouble. Chunk and Danny Ware Jr. were there but wouldn't even look at us. There was one guy who stood across the street with a cross that had a bow on it. He looked like a prom queen.

We would like to thank the FFF who was actually practicing the teaching of Jesus today. We don't know his name but he was scraping some of the red paint off the sidewalk (result of Christian vandalism). We snapped some pictures of his actions but they didn't come out right.

The best thing that happened to us all day was the appearance of the Mini Trash Truck. It came from California and was driven by a guy who looks like he had a little too much fun in the 60's. While Mr Zero was there with only one other courageous champion of choice, he approached us and read the caption on the CCC's shirt. "Team........Tiller....We Can....Do It". I complimented him on his reading ability and then he went and got back in his truck.

This moring an 8 year old tried to engage D-cubed in a theological debate. Here's how it went:

Ali: What do you think happens to you after you die?

DDD: You decompose.

Ali: I mean your personality.

DDD: Oh well, the personality is not a tangible object therefore it ends the moment life ends.

Ali: What I mean is your soul which is your personality. Everyone has a soul even cats. A cat's soul tells it to be a cat.

DDD: (Laughter) Okay so if souls are non-tangible and your personality is your soul then how come Phineas Gage's personality changed after a railroad spike was driven through his head. If it wasn't material then it wouldn't have been affected by the spike.

Ali: Well it just does.

Not surprisingly her level of thought doesn't change with age as we have found when other, much older fundies, have tried to engage me in such discussion. Nice of her mom to hand her pamphlets so she could stand in front of cars. Perfect example of proper Xian parenting.

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