Well, we've been there, seen it and done it all and sometimes we've done it twice but we never thought that we would actually hear Troy Newman ask to buy a speculum from an abortion clinic.

You read that right! Some of the courageous champions of choice needed some noise makers so they brought out some speculums (unused and clean, of course) and banged the bills back and forth to drown out the awful singing of the FFF's.

Yours truly was a little red faced when I first figured out what they were (I respect privacy, so I don't have any need to know about the instruments that are used in gynecological exams). Finally, the ladies got me relaxed enough that I held one and took a good long look. It was fairly interesting.

I didn't find it nearly as interesting as Troy Newman. He immediately summoned Spunky to the fence line and started asking all sorts of questions. Those questions eventually turned to "can I have one these?". Spunky told him that he couldn't have one because he had no use for it (Brenna's doctor will take of it for her). Then, to our absolute shock, Troy said "can I buy one of these from you?"

Then we noticed Brenna had turned white as ghost. I thought she was gonna pass out. Clam Digger took her inside and she came out a little later looking quite a bit better but still shaken.

OK Troy, I give up! What do want with a speculum? The truth is that I don't want to know. Just assure me that it doesn't have anything to do with Brenna...or me!

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