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Dicki: The wannabee alpha male of the bead brigade

Okay, turn to your right...

Dicky, yes, that's his real name is a member of the Bead Brigade. The Bead Brigade is a small group of moronic Catholics who think that praying to a woman who got knocked up by a Roman soldier will somehow come back after being dead for 2000 years and shut down abortion clinics. They know this will work because they have some mighty official looking pamphlets on pink paper which tells them what to mutter to Mary over and over and over again until she gets annoyed enough to act.

Dicky is the only male of the group, sort of like a walrus male with numerous walrus whores. Is Dicky like a walrus? Don't know if he's bucktoothed because he never smiles. No, Dicky is an angry little individual with little being the key word. Dicky has some sort of Napoleonic complex where you ask him who Napoleon is and he thinks that's a complex

question. Napoleon was a Atheist and a military genius. Dicky is a Catholic and works hard to get a double word score in Scrabble. About the only thing the two have in common is that they are short and violent. At least Napoleon was honest about it. If you ask Dicky he has never attacked any Courageous Champion of Choice but has been attacked.

Back in September 2002 the Cowardly Little Dicky ran from the opposite side of the street to stand face to chest with D-cubed. He didn't care for what D-cubed had to say and shoved him. For this incident, witnessed by many, he was given a citation. Again in December 2003 Dicky showed more of his Christian love by head butting D-cubed once again (he was standing on a cement curb thus putting him at D-cubed's head level). This was caught on video tape and Dicky still declares his innocence.

Dicky should learn that every time you lie God gives you a liverspot. It's true, it's in the Bible. It's in the book with those commandments condemning graven idols and bearing false witness. Of course Dicky's version doesn't have those, but he has faith; he also has a lot of liverspots too.


Now turn to your left. Great! Do you have experience doing mugshots?

 

 

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