Frankendork- Fanatical Fundy Freak

Maggot Punks - The Amphetamine of the Masses

Update Info on this Fanatical Fundy Freak

First Name	Frankendork
Last Name	No Data
AKA	No Data
AKA	No Data
Address 1	No Data
Address 2	No Data
City	No Data
State	No Data
ZIP	No Data
Home Phone	No Data
Business Phone	No Data
Cell Phone	No Data
Place Of Employment	Jezebel's? Yes, I'm kidding.
Make of car	No Data
Model Of Car	No Data
Year	No Data
Color of Car	No Data
License Plate State	No Data
License Plate #	No Data
Age	No Data
Email 1
Email 2
Email 3

To quote Garth from Wayne's World, "I think I'm going to hurl!"

Frankendork [Frank – hideous monster + dork – extreme stupidity] acquired her name because, frankly, she looks like she was stitched together with rotted corpses and has the mentality of a fungus. There is no official confirmation of her retardation but conversations with her would have rendered her the IQ score somewhere between discarded clamshell and rusted table fork. She failed to surprise any of the Maggot Punks when she said she didn’t have a boyfriend. Last time I looked there were no mail order husband refugees from Liberia so desperate for American citizenship that they would leave the famine plagued, war weary land for some ghetto real estate on Frankendork’s bosom. Heroin Addicted Skank Whore Magazine went bankrupt after putting her as the centerfold on their April issue despite Frankendork paying them $5000 to publish pictures of her fully clothed. I guess the psychiatric bills just got too high. The editor, who had no problem doing close up photos of syphilis infected rectums, is still reported to be in a fetal position crying for his mother after seeing too much thigh in one picture.

Adding to the aura of being mentally retarded Frankendork arrives to the scene with a large basket of children’s dolls, teddy bears and numerous pictures, even going as far as taping one to her chest much like one would tape a “Kick Me” sign to someone’s ass. With Frankendork it’s hard to tell which end is which, but the task is made easier during the day, we just see what part blocks out the sun the least then assume it’s her head. She displays teddy bears claiming they are supposed to represent the babies aborted at the clinic. This is understandable since she claims her mother has had 20 children so we can imagine the sort of inbreeding that has gone on to have babies with such severe birth defects that they end up looking like teddy bears. It’s not certain how many birth defects Frankendork has but she bears an uncanny resemblance to the mutation Kuato [http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/totalrecallcharacters.htm] on Total Recall. You know the one mutant that was growing out of the stomach of another guy.

Hey all you lonely, lonely guys this mentally retarded, highly insane overcooked bundtcake is single. Aw crap, c'mon guys isn't anyone desperate enough for this walking scab? Perhaps if we do her hair in pigtails and put a cheerleader outfit on her do you think we might get some deranged pedophile who has been locked up in solitary for the past 12 years to perhaps brush up against her in a crowded subway? Come on people give this piece of whale vomit a break, even Sweaty Bob pays no attention to her. At least we can set her up on a blind date with a stale piece of half eaten toast can't we?

I was feeling ill looking at the other pictures of Frankendork so instead I posted a picture of this sheep. Catholic sheep, farm animal sheep, same difference except this sheep scored higher on an aptitude test.

Frankendork tells the MP to read the 10 Commandments to know why abortion is wrong. First of all there are more than 10 commandments in the Bible, but when Frankendork was asked what the 10 commandments are she gets really upset. She can only spout off one of them “Thou shalt not kill.” Being Catholic she forgets the one about worshipping graven idols. Despite her lack of knowledge of the other nine she’ll continue to repeat the fifth commandment nine more times thinking that makes up for his ignorance. When told that Jesus was a Jew and Jews believe life begins after the newborn takes it’s first breath outside the womb [http://www.libchrist.com/other/abortion/overview.html] she continues to mumble something about how we should read the Bible. Of course when you try to talk to her about anything she’ll respond with the fifth commandment and tell you to read the Bible. Even if you aren’t talking to her and 50 feet away from her talking to your friends about something interesting heard on the radio she’ll continue to think you are involved in a conversation with her. In fact, she is probably having a conversation with you right now as you read this.

Her mother might be where she acquired her stupid gene. She claims to have been a registered nurse who knows exactly what goes on in the abortion clinic on Central (but she’s never worked there). She claimed the

reason patients need assistance walking out is not the anesthesia but because they are given Rh-83, the abortion pill which causes women’s hair to fall out. The abortion pill is really Ru-486 and it isn’t used at the Central Clinic, neither is so-called partial birth abortions done (despite her claims to the contrary) but she insists she is telling the truth because she had 20 kids and that makes her an expert. Of course having 20 kids means you missed a lot of work days, and probably a lot of school days so there is an explanation for the severe knowledge gap. She told the Maggot Punks to quit their jobs as security for the clinic. When we told her we were just volunteers she said that was even worse. We offered to take her money as payment if that meant it would improve the situation but she turned us down.

Having developed a fascination with the MP Frankendork is bound to make many more appearances at the clinic. The reason is

This is the box of toys that she brings to the clinic with her. Why can't she stay home and play house?

Even Dixie and Karen don't want to have anything to do with her.

there she actually has men who are not related to her actually talking to her. She’ll continue to display her dolls and make the same stupid comments and make the same ugly looks on her face. We’ll try to limit those pictures but for some reason I don’t think many people can actually imagine how ugly she is. Some people might say, “Damn, that is an ugly dog with its matted fur” or “That is an ugly color for a car” but they don’t actually consider “She is such an ugly abomination. I mean somebody who has experienced severe burns or had their faces burned with acid don’t look nearly as repulsive as this horror. It’s like looking at someone who lost a nose, you should stare but you just can’t help looking because you haven’t seen something that odd before.” Believe me; pub owners

could retire early on the amount of alcohol sold to try to make this thing appear attractive in a dark room. We could treat, or punish rapists by locking her up in a room filled with them. Downside is the cases of bestiality would rise dramatically. We could try setting her up on a blind date but even the Elephant Man has standards. Rotten.com would refuse her pictures because they try to maintain a certain decency standard. It is nice having her stand between the abortion clinic and the anti-abortion building. When a patient is undecided about an abortion she’d have to walk by a walking fetal abnormality and ponder the possibility that her kid might grow up to look like Frankendork.

Love us or hate us, if you have to e-mail us click here.