Phil is a quiet mental nutcase who refers to himself as The Gentle Giant. We agree his lard ass and beer gut make him a giant but gentle he certainly is not. Sure he is a coward so he probably hasn't done anything to anyone's face like all cowardly FFF. He is the type though to bomb clinics and sniper doctors. He says on his website (that was either designed by a mentally retarded monkey with three fingers and a crack habit or by Phil himself but thankfully removed off the internet), that the only way to end abortion was to use murder, or as he likes to say "Call a Kopp" in reference to doctor murdering fundamentalist Christian terrorist James Kopp.

Phil made a visit to the White Rose Banquet (which is like a KKK meeting without so much gasoline or starch in the sheets) wearing a name tag saying "Phil from New Jersey." Despite being on the East coast he's made a few trips to Wichita to stand outside the gates in order to lower the average IQ in the city.

Calling Phil a moronic pathetic slab of filth isn't just a witty insult it is based upon two things. First his website is about as creative as a Britney Spears song she wrote herself, second he sent the Maggot Punks an e-mail to express just how stupid he is in writing. It's quite amazing, I've never seen anyone send an e-mail in crayon. Phil had this to say:

I am looking forward to visit there once again this time not there to gain info for you pro-aborts. Be nice to see Killer Tillers killing center once again.
Good Bless You:

Lack of proper comma usage and he said "good" instead of "god". How is good supposed to bless anyone? If we assume his grasp of English is poor the letter may be a death threat.

Phil hasn't come back to Wichita as promised. He didn't set a date though but we figured he'd come to celebrate the RICO ruling. We'll keep our noses in the air waiting for him to waft into town. He sent us another letter:

I am truly touched that you found my site all inspiring. I am in hopes the pro-aborts remember what happen 10 years ago. The pro-aborts are in my prayers. If ya want to know anything about me ask zap.

Phil tries to pretend like he has one up on everyone else. He criticizes our investigative skills but he says we should ask Zap about him. Too bad that organization has dissolved many years ago. Guess Phil should update his little black book, but we never accused him of being intelligent. Heck, just look at him.

Phil had the dishonor of being awarded Asshole of the Week on the Reverend Bookburn Radio Show on March 16, 2003. Phil beat out runner-up asshole redneck squawker Charlie Daniels who in his own right is a major asshole. The Maggot Punks, on the other hand, received a very flattering compliment.

A couple years later and Phil once again desires some attention so he contacts the Punks with this:

This is Phil it has been quiet awhile since I have e-mailed you the pro-aborts from the land of tiller. I just thought I'd drop you a line to let you know I am back in the midwest and I will see those who support the killer tiller in October. It will be a pleasure to see those whom I remember so well when I was on the side of those who kill the babies. Who knows maybe the super snopper Michael Caddell will be there taking pictures and writing down tag numbers much like he did when we were in KC with the baby killer Neuhaus.

He title his message, "I truly wish you were more accurate with your information." So in response we updated his file with the most current information. Phil's wife divorced his sorry ass. Apparently Phil likes to refer to himself as a giant but his ex-wife noticed that not everything was so big in bed. So he ventured to Springfield, MO, where a lot of KKK people like to reside. He enrolled in Victory Trade School which seeks to provide life skills like communication and life skills in order to become productive members of society. In other words it's a Christian based halfway house for social incompetents and ex-cons.

Well Phil, I hope this updated information will satisfy your big ego and your equally big gut.

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