If trying to look like a gigantic pus filled zit is the best means to shut down abortion clinics then Pug is doing his job. Doing his best impression of a pear this oaf stands around just staring like he has had some thought on the tip of his tongue for the past four years. He stares at you like he doesn't know whether or not you are edible or not. He fancies himself to wear striped shirts to give him a sliming look at baseball hats to cover up his receeding hairline, might I suggest a girdle.

So how did think drooling goon get the name Pug? Spunky came up with it because...well...he looks like a pug. You know those stupid little dogs that would have died of extinction if it wasn't for snotty dog shows and primped up glamour freaks who think the dogs are cute? Yup, Pug is one of those.

Despite being a middle-aged, beer gut loser he fancies himself a sort of rebel. His most extreme act of rebellion was to stick a Phill Kline bumper sticker on a 'No Trespassing' sign on the gate to an abortion clinic. When questioned about his daring deed he responded with, "..........................................................I dinna do it." At least that's what the chirping crickets must have heard because everyone else left hours ago.

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