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Update
Info on this Fanatical Fundy Freak
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 Here is Marcus in what was his typical form all day and probably what he is like all the time. |
Talk about a loser who is about to snap at any second. The Maggot Punks usually don't list an FFF until they have showed up at the clinic about 10 times but we will make an exception in the case of this closet case. We have never seen him before and we hope we never see him again but you know FFF's. We first met Marcus when we walked up to Kellogg and he was standing on the property yelling over the fence. We said "step off of the property please". To which he replied "make me". Then we knew we had a real psycho on our hands who really believes the voices in his head are the divine rantings of god. As we approached him, he spat at us and told us that he can stand wherever he wants. Spunky went down to get the cops. Eventually, Rico Suave came up and talked some sense into him (I guess we didn't speak idiot well enough). When the cops got there, he was off the property and was complaining that I used foul language. The police looked at the pictures and requested I give them a copy. They took our information and told him knock all of his crap. We decide to walk back down to the gate after the little incident. When we got there, Dan Thompson was telling the police that they were going to burn in hell. After a couple of minutes, Marcus and his buddy Rico Suave come walking down the sidewalk. We wave and say hi. Then Marcus says "we got a little surprise for you" with a 'just humped the neighbors cat' smile on his face. |
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Oh goodie, thought I! I just love surprises. After the police had dealt with Dan, now they had to deal with this self righteous moron. We waited. After about 10 minutes Marcus seems finished talking to the cops. So I ask him what my surprise is. All I get is a dirty look. About that time, Dan has the brilliant idea to start walking in circle in the driveway. So being a good little follower and letting others think for him, Marcus decides to join in. We just stood on the curb as they walked around. It was like fundies on buffet. Each time Marcus walked by, I asked him what my surprise was. The first time I asked, I just got a dirty look. The next time he said "reconnaissance". What is this? Another WWII movie? So I on the next pass of the imbecile -go-round, I asked him if it would be possible for him to form a complete sentence. "Steve. That's the first part". Wow! Color me impressed. He knows my name and didn't drool when he said it. 'Round he comes again and I ask what the second part is. "Peace" he says. I guess I forgot to ask him to translate his statement into adult. After a few more circles, Marcus decides that he has made enough of a fool of himself at the gate and decides to walk back to Kellogg to be with an exclusively stupid group so he won't have to bother with the Maggot Punks. |
 Marcus decides that god has told him to break the law by trespassing. The next thing you know he will show up with a gun and kill someone. Marcus has never been wrong about anything and all of his actions are approved by god. Just ask him. |
 Marcus finally decides to stop breaking the law and get his bible thumping ass off of the property but not before screaming, crying and pouting like a 3 year old. |
As he is walking, I asked for a further explanation of the surprise he has in store for me. "Reconnaissance, Steve and Peace. That's what we've got so far. What's the next piece of the puzzle?" I ask. "Oh, you'll see" They walked back down to Kellogg to read their Tom Metzger and talk about the government cover up in Oklahoma City. When they come back, Mr Zero's inquiring mind once again leads him into a conversation with Marcus (I use the word conversation very loosely, I was talking but I was really only getting primitive grunts in return). I ask him if he plans to come to my house and do something to me. He says "we'll see you when we see you." That had to be the greatest logical accomplishment of his entire life. Then he asks me my address. Yeah, like I give out my personal information to bible thumping psychos. Then he surmises that I already know where he lives because I heard him tell the cop all his information which is not true. I don't know where this missing link lives and I don't want to. I really don't want to see the "person" who might call "herself" his wife. I think I would be driven to madness if I had actual proof that this egomaniacal, porcupine |
| fart sniffing, pink panty wearing, phallic worshiping, wife beating, self important sorry excuse for an idiot actually had offspring. Update 06/29/02 Marcus was at the clinic today. He spent most of the time on the property of Dealer's Leasing shouting at patients over the fence. We went over to say hi to him and when he saw us, he shouted that he had a surprise for us. I thought we were about to go 'round and 'round again. Much to my surprise, Marcus presented me with a religious icon pictured at left. Then he apologized for loosing his temper the week before. It takes a big man to apologize (been there myself a few times). So even though we will disagree about everything under the sun, I will pay him some respect. While we were on Kellog, Rico Suave had a few choice words for us including "why don't you go play in the street". What a great guy he is. |
 This is the gift that Marcus got for me. I declined it but Dragon Pimp accepted it on behalf of the Maggot Punks. I couldn't get it home before D-Cubed put a sticker on it. |
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