Reverend Dan, AKA "SHUT UP DAN!" is the high racist preacher of El Dorado, also the state director for Operation Save America. Dan has a hot wife named Mattie and an ever growing brood of little minion children which he is more than happy to exploit on the picket lines. Dan runs a huge church in El Dorado, much larger than necessary for his band of 30 devotees who attend the services.

Dan proclaims to have been a former troublemaker, misguided youth before turning to his version of God.

Since then he has given up such evils as George Carlin and devoted his life to avoiding real work as a professional clinic protester. Thanks to a soft police

department in Wichita he has avoided many arrests. He was taken away during the Summer of Mercy for a violation of the federal FACE law to get a slap on the wrist (no official arrest was made). He has continually been reminded to stop harassing clinic volunteers and staff feigning ignorance of the law with each warning.

The poor reverend is a huge whiner, which is fitting for his job as a professional whiner behind the pulpit. He is the sort that will constantly make offers to attend his church services (so you can hear him whine non-stop for hours). He avoids non-violent tactics in preference of coercion and seduction to convert opponents. From one experience on the lines I've found out is he gets extremely angry when you point out that Christians like him slaughtered six million Jews. He is blind

to his similarities with fascism but you can't expect much brilliance from a person who considers seminary to be a higher education.

Update 06/22/2002

“Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king. “(I Peter 2:13, 14, 17)

Well that wasn’t the case for Reverend Daniel today who is well known for picking and choosing which of god’s commands he will follow. Something flew up the pathetic Reverend’s ass and took a few bites as he was in quite the surly mood His scowls described the Christian love he felt for others today. Immediately he began to block the clinic entrance. Having to

remind the memory challenged reverend the cops took him aside and warned him yet again of the laws he continues to break. Being that he is a Christian he was allowed to get away with it once again.

The poor officers who had to deal with his ill-tempered rage got their own mouth full of Jesus. Disrespectful of authority Dan shouted in the officer’s face telling them that he doesn’t have to follow their laws and he’ll continue to

block the clinic. To show his outrage of being treated as a regular citizen he gathered his zombie flock of moronic sheep to circulate in the driveway.

When a car drove into the clinic they had to wait at least a minute for the crowd to slow their movements and walk to the edge of the driveway. The zombie sheep were deaf to our telling them to move out of the way except for Dig Dug Deeper’s reminder to bitch mother Donna who paid attention. She filed charges against D-cubed because telling a Christian to stop blocking the entrance is considered an assault. D-cubed broke the unwritten law of not being nice to a raving, fundy terrorist who demands a legal medical procedure be ended. Dan’s ilk continued to berate the police calling them false Christians and agents of the devil.

Update 09/14/2002

Once again, the reverend Dan decides that he is above the law. Only this time he pushed the Wichita PD just a little too far. The police were called in because Marcus kicked the Tripod of a neutral party who was there filming. As the police stood about 20 yards from the gate talking with witness on the scene, Dan decides to jump out in front of a car. He had the car stopped for about 30 seconds. We finally got the patient inside the gate. About that time, the police came to the gate and placed Dan under arrest. Donna Lipholdt and her make up came running toward the gate (it turned into a walk after about 5 seconds). She insisted that Dan had every right to break the law since he is a Christian and a friend of hers The police were threatened with lawsuits and an eternity in hell if they enforced the law. They were also called Nazi's.

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