Update Info on this Fanatical Fundy Freak

First Name
Brad
Last Name
Bennett
AKA
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Address 1 8529 W Murdock
Address 2 No Data
City
Wichita
State
KS
ZIP
67212
Home Phone
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Business Phone
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Cel Phone
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Place Of Employment
Youthville Methodist
Make of car
Ford
Model Of Car
Crown Victoria LX
Year
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Color of Car
Copper
License Plate State
Kansas
License Plate #
THJ765
Age
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Email 1
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Email 3
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Brad often tries to look mean while standing outside the gate. Most of the time he just looks like an ass.

There has never been a more faithful and important profit of god than Brad Bennett. Just ask him, he'll tell you.

Brad Bennett, AKA Humpty Dumpster, the Midnight Rapper. The overly obese abomination likes to stand at the South end of the clinic entrance reading his bible to anyone who doesn't want to listen. When feeling especially cruel Brad will attempt to sing causing immense pain to anyone happening to orbit his wide girth.

Brad even sounds fat when he contributes to the God-Archy line, the answering machine message where he rambles on about something that's only an injustice to stupid, white, right-wing, fascist fundamentalists. The words are obviously prepared for him because he is as slow in the mind as he is on his tubby feet. After listening to this pointless rant that is the cause of most diarrhea cases in America you get to leave a fun message at the end. The downside is you just wasted five minutes of your life listening to a moron explain in detail how much of a moron he really is.

Update 06/22/2002

Saturday morning June 22 one week after the "spring of life" bust (no one showed up and it got rained out the second night) Humpty is back out preaching his ego to anyone who would listen. After telling the Maggot Punks that he "condemns" bricks being thrown through our windows, he is back out doing his best to eliminate choice.

 

After preaching another line of self importance to us, we once again asked him about the letter to the Chronicle. He now denies accusing me of sending it but insists that someone sent it. He still can't seem to remember what the letter said. On 6/21 he suggested I talk to Donna Lipholdt about it. When I approached her, she wouldn't talk to me either. I'm beginning to wonder about this letter and its very existence.

Brad seems to have a problem answering questions. We asked him several questions like "what happens to the native Americans that died before the white man showed up and forced them to accept Jesus at gunpoint?"

All we got was the typical "god chose me" stare. I finally asked him a question which only required a yes or no answer and he seemed to have trouble with that as well.

He stands silently when confronted but like a coward will run his mouth like a freight train when there is no one around to bite back.

Brad instructs Stoned Savior on how to impress the ladies with a giant gut.

I will pay him $100 not to wear pink again.

A prime example of this is his weekly rants on the Godarchy line. Click here (MP3 6.4MB) to hear this weeks ranting. You can call the Godarchy line and listen for yourself at 316.946.7075.

Amazingly, he only spends about 3 of 9 minutes ranting about homosexuality which seems to be his favorite topic of conversation. Most of what he says, he plagiarizes from lektric.com. Then he calls Randy Richardson "a man posing as a pro-lifer".

Brad also seems to think that he has some connection with African Americans. He calls himself the "midnight rapper" and referrers to his friends "soul brothers and sisters". He concludes with "Jesus loves you and so do the rapper."

Face it Brad, you are white. Just ask your white supremacist buddy Danny Ware. Stop insulting men and women of color by exploiting stereotypes on the Godarchy line for your own amusement.

Then Brad decides to mention the fact that a Maggot Punk was confronted in Christian love with a brick through the window of his house. He tries to distance himself from it but then says that the veil of protection was lifted when god was rejected.

Well all FFF's are responsible for this as well as all other crimes committed by FFF's. They are a whole of a culture of anger, hate, intolerance and an unshakable belief that they are right and everyone else is wrong. This culture creates and encourages the belief that no Christian is bound by the laws of the land. This is the culture that created Paul Hill, Timothy McVeigh, James Kopp, Shelly Shannon and many others. This is the culture that the FFF's create and nurture.

I point the finger in THEIR face and say 'you made this happen'.

I suggested to Brad how arrogant he was because he never seemed to be wrong. He replied "I'm wrong all the time, just ask my wife." What a real winner she must be. Then, having the fifthly mind that I do, I got a picture of him having sex in my mind. Gonna take a long time to drink that one off.

We know he has had sex because he has children and refuses to adopt thus perpetuating the need for abortion. And Randy is only posing?

Update 06/21/2002

On Friday, Humpty Dumpster decided to show up to the clinic. He was in a bad mood because his white supremacist buddy Danny Ware wasn't with him. I asked humpty if he knew anything about the brick that was thrown threw my window in Christian love.


He became noticeably agitated and then accused me of sending "bogus" letters to the Wichita Chronicle. I still can't figure out why he thinks I would waste a stamp on his dumb ass, not to mention the fact that the Chronicle wouldn't listen to anything I had to say anyway.

The real fun started when a courageous champion of choice asked Brad how many children he had adopted. His replies were things such as "there are plenty of Christians that will adopt these children." We told him that we weren't talking about them, we were talking about him.

I do truly regret taking this picture.

Brad was excluded from the doofus-go-round because he can't walk that far without getting winded, and he didn't want to ruin his "turbo Christian" shirt with pit stains.

He then spouted back with his usual line of self righteous crap and went to the other side of the driveway. Then I was summoned to an impromptu meeting of people with IQs in the triple digits which was a welcome relief from the line of egotistical, self promoting shit I had been listening to.

When I came back, Brad was screaming at the top of his lungs. All the other FFF's were ignoring him and distancing themselves from him. Apparently, the same courageous champion of choice had asked him once again how many children HE had adopted. Realizing his own

hypocrisy, he decided to start a sermon in hopes that god would not notice that he got punked out by a 22 year old woman.


After that, he figured out that he was making a fool of himself and left. He rolled down his window and said "I'll leave but the holy spirit will stay here." In fact, things were a lot less tense after he left. Brad really seems to bring a lot of anger and hate to the table.

Another interesting thing was that Brad told us "ad hominem attacks don't work". Well Brad, we learned this from you. It will be real interesting to see what the "midnight rapper" has to say on the Godarchy line over the weekend.

Update 06/16/2002

Humpty Dumpster who poses as the "midnight rapper" on the Godarchy line (316.946.7075) on weekends, decided to claim "victory" for WHCS being closed on Saturday morning June 15th. This was the day of the Operation Screw America circle jerk in Wichita featuring the facist Keith Tucci. Humpty Dumpster, more bloated with self importance than ever, said that "Tiller and his deathscorts chickened out".

I know this will bruise that fragile little ego of his but the the clinic was scheduled to be closed before you Christian terrorists even planned your egomaniacal, self righteous, posing session.

I bet he takes long showers so the mirror will be steamed up and he won't have to look at himself.

If there was a god, it would have never allowed this picture to be taken, let alone be published on the internet.

Here is Brad talking to convicted felon, Danny Ware. Their combined wieght is greater than the van they are standing next to.

 

 

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