Ann Stewart, the Divorce. This crusty crusader loves to impose her morality upon others, unless it happens to be her own family. Ann has a son who works in federal law enforcement. During the fundy's so-called Summer of Mercy he was sent to Wichita to protect Dr. Tiller from the violent fundy zealots. Ann got so out of control her own son had to reprimand her.

Ann happens to be Catholic which isn't terribly wrong in itself but she's out protesting abortion because it is against church dogma. What is also against church dogma is divorce, one of the church's unforgivable sins. While Ann hasn't been divorced her son has. He was divorced and

remarried another woman. So Ann, is a cardinal sin only wrong when it doesn't happen to your family? Perhaps her family wouldn't be so morally lax if Ann had spent more time with her family rather than trying to impose her morality upon others. It is always best to lead by example, not by hypocrisy Ann.

The only appearances she makes anymore is in front of WHCS on Saturday mornings. She used to drag her ailing mother to the clinic during the cold winters so she could suffer in the wind and cold as a means of telling everyone that life is important before birth, but useless as one gets older. Eventually her mother became so infirm she couldn't be dragged out to the clinic to be exploited. Now Ann just stands alone standing half way in the driveway barely avoiding cars that must carefully avoid hitting her self-righteous, hypocritical ass. Some day a car without power steering will come along, some day Ann then, boom, consider yourself divorced. Better listen to the Maggot Punks when they tell you for the thousandth time to get out of the driveway.

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