Theme song is "I wish I were in Dixie." Dixie is a whiny sort who happily dishes out screams and loves to press her ugly face against car windows but she'll cry like a howler monkey should somebody say something rude to her. She has threatened the Maggot Punks with numerous lawsuits but being the coward that she is she never delivered. Plus, it isn't against the law to call a bitch a bitch anyway so whine on Dixiebitch.

Dix is so scared of the Maggot Punks she will instantly turn away, practically run away if confronted without the backup of her cronies. She has shed tears on a number of occasions. She cried when Peter North told her to get away from a car, she cried when Dragon pimp exposed one of her lies to a fellow anti. Hell, she probably cries when she sees her husband naked.

Dixie has two nicknames, they both end in lady which is inaccurate but bitch just doesn't have the right flow. She's called Chickenlady

for the silly way she struts up and down the road screaming at patients. She's called Vulturelady because she loves to chase down cars and patients even after they've repeatedly told her to bugger off. Hmmm, dogs chase cars too. Nah, I like dogs too much to call her one.

• January 21, 2004 - Troy Newman's Every Move Dictated By The Maggot Punks!
• January 7, 2004 - Too Cold to Save Babies
• December 3, 2003 - Little Dicks Poke at the Maggot Punks
• November 05, 2003 - 'A Better Choice' Supports Terrorists
• October 29, 2003 - Troy Newman Importing Friends
• October 01, 2003 - Troy Newman on the Verge of a Psychotic Break
• September 3, 2003 - Sheep Without Shephards Can Flock Off
• July 30, 2003 - Poorly Timed Money Shots
• July 17, 2003 - Operation Rescue Out in Force

• June 18, 2003 - It's Not Too Late To Masturbate
• June 04, 2003 - Beware of the Yellow People
• May 08, 2003 - Stopping Abortion Through Boredom
• April 23, 2003 - Hymn and Run
• April 16, 2003 - Dixie Checks Into the Newman Hotel
• February 19, 2003 - "The Earth is 15,000 Years Old" --Brenna Sullenger
• February 12, 2003 - Can't Work Send Money
• February 05, 2003 - Choices 'Medical' Clinic, Jesus pushers
• January 15, 2003 - Drunk Moron Rampage
• December 18, 2002 - Truly Pathetic Attempts At Protesting

• December 11, 2002 - God wanders the back alley and does nothing
• December 04, 2002 - When the Weather's Mean the Fundies Ain't Seen
• November 20, 2002 - Those Paychecks Pay for Your Welfare
• October 23, 2002 - Rain Washes Away Wichita Scum
• October 16, 2002 - Where Do Babies Come From Peewee?
• October 11, 2002 - Theme Song From the Flintstone's Floats Through My Head
• October 02, 2002 - Dumb Old Men and Fat Negligent Mothers
• September 19, 2002 - Dawn Wants D-Cubed in Fuzzy Handcuffs
• September 04, 2002 - Of Chicken Ladies and Terrorists with Law Degrees
• August 28, 2002 - I May Not Be a Smart Man but I Know Where My Liquor Is
• August 14, 2002 - Exploiting children for political gain
• August 08, 2002 - Drunk Moron Day
• July 25, 2002 - Nothing Happened
• July 18, 2002 - Prom Queen gets an attitude
• July 10, 2002 - Children in 100 degree heat

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