Well talk about a poor pathetic kid who has been brainwashed beyond all hope. Spencer is the faithful alter boy of Daniel Thompson. Spencer is often seen pacing the driveway with Dan shouting prayers into the air.

Occasionally, the Maggot Punks engage FFF's in debate. We use the standard tools of the devil such as logic, rationale, and objective thought. Most of the time the rebuttals from the FFF's are personal insults and the following 2 arguments:

1) You can't possibly understand the mind of god, and
2) You have no right to question god.

That translates into "we have no valid response to your arguments so we will therefore invalidate them with superstitious belief."

Spencer is a little different.

One day we confronted him with the fact that the doctrines of Christianity dictate that all religions that are not predominantly practiced by Caucasians will be doomed to an eternity in hell. Spencer disagreed with us on the grounds that he didn't know gods plans even though he had previously told us exactly how the last days would be. So we decide to throw out a concrete example. We said "What will happen to Mahatma Gandhi?"

Spencer didn't even blink an eye and came back with "Well, I don't know who he is but I would have to say hell."

We were so shocked by his absolute ignorance that we stood speechless. Spencer had his head so far up Dan's ass, he thought he had just dropped a rebuttal atom bomb on us.

It just goes to show how accurately statements such as that depict the intellectual poverty of the individuals making them.

Oh, I'm sorry Spencer, did I use words with more than one syllable?

I just called you a dumb fuck!

Am I speaking your language now?

Other headline stories with Spencer:

• August 28, 2002 - I May Not Be a Smart Man but I Know Where My Liquor Is

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