Is there a gene for stupidity? Sibling studies indicate the answer is yes. The Maggot Punks have extensively studied the subject and present the case study of the Moron from Michigan and the Airhead from Eastborough. In part two of our study we present our case subject Donald Arthur McKinney.

Donny calls himself an attorney. He isn't part of any law practice but formed a group of loser lawyers who couldn't get anyone to hire them. He doesn't have an office but proclaims his home as being his office. He joins the rank of wheelchair bound people who assemble Native American bracelets and preteens who babysit at home. Truly he is a testament to former criminals who can advance their education in the prison system. He shows us all that even if you can chase hundreds of ambulances and get a luxury home in a tax shelter like snooty Eastborough.

McKinney likes to wear black like he is some sort of hip yuppie. Problem is he still adds three sugar cubes to his Starbucks latte. He plays the guitar and harmonica as if he has some connection to the amazing Bob Dylan. Perhaps the only thing they have in common is they both have had hallucinations. Dylan say flying purple octopi after taking some LSD, Donny sees Jesus after blowing to hard hitting a high C note.

Don claims to be a "worship leader" at his "on fire house church." He remarks how he combats satanic forces on a daily basis.

Passing the bar doesn't mean you know anything about law. Much like the days when someone can call themselves an attorney after nailing a sign to their door; McKinney calls himself knowledgeable about the subject. He shakes and screams at the Maggot Punks calling them thieves and murderers. Asking him what law we are guilty of breaking he responds with, "God's law." Apparently god needs an attorney, but we'll only get a subpoena after we are dead. He should have tried a career as a comedian because after we tell the police he wants to press charges he remains as silent as a fundamentalist trying to comprehend basic geometry.

McKinney made national news when he went to Congress and addressed Congress about the evil pro-choicers who wouldn't let the anti's block cars, throw rocks at patients, or shoot doctors. The desire was to pass legislation that would make it easier for the antis to terrorize the public under the guise of freedom of speech. Thanks to the efforts of liars like McKinney the legislation was overwhelmingly voted down, even by so-called pro-life Congressmen. Actually I was mistaken, he never made national news. Not even the news about McKinney violating his parole in 1992 made national news.

For those who don't get it the entire Don McKinney getting his law degree from prison is a joke. He really got it in Oklahoma. And while there was a Don McKinney who violated his parole it wasn't this guy. Some things need to be spelled out for people.

In December, 2006 it was revealed that widely disliked Phill Kline, used his position as Attorney General to appoint Don to continue his persecution of Dr. Tiller. He remarked that Don was a good choice because Don was a "respected" lawyer and a Democrat. Don, with two other Democrats started the group, Democrats for Kline. Despite the addition of three Democratic votes he still lost in a landslide. Fred Phelps and Troy Newman are also registered Democrats.

So to payback Don's efforts Kline appointed him as special prosecutor to continue Kline's work after he leaves office. Paul Morrison, the newly elected Attorney General says he's going to dump McKinney and even the conservative Wichita Eagle wasn't fooled by Kline charade knowing full well Don is an extremist who protests in front of the clinic. When asked how much the taxpayers are paying McKinney he refused to respond.

Don also sang at the Walnut Valley Festival in 2003. If you can call it singing.

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