We first ran into Tim in June of 2002 when he offered Mr Zero a job at $15 an hour. His rationale was that Mr Zero would make less money but would feel better about himself because he was no longer employed by an abortion clinic. For the next hour, Mr Zero tried to use objective evidence to prove to Tim that he was not paid by the clinic but that all clinic escorts are volunteer. However, Mr Zero found out that Tim is right about everything, just ask him he'll tell you.

If we had to describe Tim in one word, it would be 'ego'. Tim is so impressed with himself that its hard to believe he can pull himself away from the mirror in the morning. He makes the most ludicrous ascertains and keeps a straight face when he does it. Below are some of the things Tim has said:

• There is an innate god shaped vacuum in the human mind.
• We only use 10% of our brains. If we used 100% there would be no need to learn anything new because our brains would be full.
• Abortion causes the "pandemic" of breast cancer.
• People who use drugs literally travel to another dimension.
• Since people have reported feeling a cold chill in the basement of a haunted house, god must exist.

Mr Zero did make a few inquires about the "job" Tim offered him. Turns out that Tim doesn't even own a business as he told Mr Zero. However, lying doesn't seem to be problem for Tim. Below is a short list of known fallacies that were presented by Tim to be absolute fact:

• Our friend Maria is going to sue us over this website.
• Our friend Scarlet called us "dick heads".

• Our friend Scarlet admitted she was a lesbian.
• Our friend Kandy forced the truth truck to run into Tillies.
• Tim has enough intelligence to tie his shoes.
• Spunky Flasher will be subpoenaed to explain why she took pictures of Tim being arrested.

Tim is the most fun during a debate. He throws out unsubstantiated, subjective, second hand comments and then gloats about how he zinged us. When confronted he generally breaks down and puts his foot in his mouth. It is easier to lead him into a logic trap than to bait GW Bush with a beer.

Once, DDD pressed Tim for scientific evidence of gods existence. He presented "the air we breath" as scientific evidence for god. After a few more statements like this and DDD ripping each one to shreds, Tim admitted that his evidence was "based on theory". We tried to explain to Tim that nothing was based on theory but theories are based on facts. Furthermore, if a theory can prove the existence of god, why can't we teach the theory of evolution in school?

Other headline stories involving Tim McKinney

• October 29, 2003 - Troy Newman Importing Friends
• November 05, 2003 - 'A Better Choice' Supports Terrorists
• December 3, 2003 - Little Dicks Poke at the Maggot Punks
• August 20, 2003 - Noises That Will Never Be Dubbed By P-diddy
• August 06, 2003 - Total Punk Out
• June 18, 2003 - It's Not Too Late To Masturbate
• June 11, 2003 - Test Your Maggot Punk Knowledge

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